jerry seinfeld - zfm lyrics
[intro]
and ladies and gentlemen
miles fig!
[verse 1]
what do you call a one*legged waitress?
ihop! (*laughter*)
why don’t oysters donate to charity?
because their selfish! (*laughter*)
something came in the mail
deez nuts! (*laughter*)
[verse 2]
why aren’t cold, bad
wait am i reading this wrong?
oh sh*t i am
[verse 3]
(what does*?)
what does a baby computer call its father?
data (*laughter*)
why do sprinters eat before a race?
nothing, they’re fast (*laughter*)
*cough*
what do you call a fly without wings?
a walk (*laughter*)
will smith (ah)
[verse 4]
why did adele cross the road?
to say h*llo from the othеr side (*laughter*)
[verse 5]
how do you organize an astromonеr’s birthday party?
you planet (*laughter*)
[outro]
alright that’s all we got for you today folks!
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