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my pussy seen more dick than yours (christmas version) - zedned lyrics

[chorus]
there are more wheels in the world than doors
i bet my p*ssy seen more d*ck than yours

[verse 1]
i stood under the door frame
the s*x swing above my head
you called me another girls name
and now i wish i was dead

[verse 2]
then i remembered that i’m a wh0re
so i ripped that swing from off the door
you won’t be needing it without me
because i’m the only time you got p*ssy
i f*cked your dad and now you’re vexed
but bet you don’t know that your brother’s next
i’m gonna sh*g your whole family tree
[verse 3]
i love f*cking on christmas day
it makеs me really happy and really g*y
no, don’t you darе touch those brussle sprouts
those are not mine
i don’t know where they came from
we did all our food shopping at tesco
we got lots of deals with our big fat clubcard
i know you got hard
in the biscuit aisle
what embarrassing that is
i bet you were dead

[chorus]
there are more wheels in the world than doors
i bet my p*ssy seen more d*ck than yours

[verse 4
i stood under the door frame
the s*x swing above my head
you called me another girls name
and now i wish i was dead

[verse 5]
then i remembered that i’m a wh0re
so i ripped that swing from off the door
you won’t be needing it without me
because i’m the only time you got p*ssy
i f*cked your dad and now you’re vexed
but bet you don’t know that your brother’s next
i’m gonna sh*g your whole family tree

- zedned lyrics

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