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you and me toilet - zach redler, sara cooper lyrics

[daughter]
[verse 1]
you and me, toilet
every week
what would ya say, toilet
if you were able to speak?
you’d probably say
i’ve got p**p on my face
well, toilet, i feel that way too
you and me, toilet
me and you

[verse 2]
the two of us, toilet
not so good
you flush away your problems
and i would, if i could
how are you supposed
to talk to your mother
once you’ve touched her poo?
you and me, toilet
me and you
[bridge]
what are we going to do, toilet?
we can’t go on this way
maybe if i stop feeding her
she’ll stop p**ping every day
maybe if i slip her some ex*lax
she’ll poo a lot, but just once a week
i’m gеtting way too good at this
i’ve got perfect plumbing tеchnique
maybe if we wrap her up real nice
like some kind of prepackaged jew
we can take her back to the store
and exchange her for something new!
(spoken)
maybe a blender!

[verse 3]
you and me, toilet
selfish hags
trying to return my mother
by reattaching all her tags
but the truth is someone’s got
to take care or her
it’s a responsibility
someone’s got to take care of her
and who will that person be?
you and me, toilet
no. just me

(spoken)
just me?

(sung)
just me

- zach redler sara cooper lyrics

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