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caught a case! - yung stiff rick lyrics

[intro: yung stiff rick]
ayeeee, (woah) it’s like 8 p.m. and sh*t, but i’m still gonna do it with yunglol
(testicular torture) yeah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah *mumbling* swag
ya dig, ya dig, ya dig, ya dig

[hook: yung stiff rick]
i have mental r*t*rdation
just sh*t myself, oh well
snort my p**poo like some cocaine
scammed a minor off zelle
like me and yunglol are based
i just caught a case
cause shoujo ramune’s on my hard drive, now i can’t m*st*rbate (i hate ni*)

[verse one: yung stiff rick]
chop my d*ck off, use it as a vacuum
put a blade on my arm and made a tattoo
i got fart cancer when i did an “achoo”
penetrate a harem’s assh0l* with a cashew
well, rick is drunk, i’mma shoot a pedestrian
shawty mad thick and that b*tch is a lesbian
just give up the coochiе, this sh*t a rebellion
and i don’t know what elsе rhymes with lesbian
like i’m very mad, i’mma give yo kid aids
now he’s in the hospital cause he very g*y
ecchi lolis on my screen while i sip minute maid
f*ck a shark’s b*tthole, make it give me brain
okay, bust in a pig’s eye
it’s science like bill nye
now it’s blind
my p*n*s rewind
d*ld*s on your b*tterfly
b00blebabblebye
that fly very bi
it gon’ have to say goodbye
throw r*t*rds in my candy van
circumcise them, they got no hands
feed them nothing but my sh*t canned
then i finger a motherf*ckin’ stan
and then f*cked his cousin, she had big tits
locked danny fenton up and fed him dog d*ck
kidnap a b*tch while she walking, she can’t get fit
in a rabbit’s mouth, i take a sh*t
and now give it d*ck and i call ‘em carrots
shawty suck on my wiener, she gawk like a parrot
got a .50 cal and a muhf*ckin’ barrett
diggin’ out her bootyhole like i was a ferret
empty my clip with poisoned bullets
nuttin’ in her hair while i’m getting a mullet
eat her ass, then whip out my weewee and pull it
f*ck a waifu where she pees now i’m touchin’ her gullet
[hook: yung stiff rick]
i have mental r*t*rdation
just sh*t myself, oh well
snort my p**poo like some cocaine
scammed a minor off zelle
like me and yunglol are based
i just caught a case
cause shoujo ramune’s on my hard drive, now i can’t m*st*rbate

[verse two: yunglol]
and hentai.net got me bustin’ to the lolis on my screen (gooning)
they all 10’s but they’re all under 18 (noooo)
catchin’ a flight to the island, we finna run a train with epstein
all this grooming, got all the kittens, i feel like i’m dream (groom, groom, groom)
tie a noose around my neck, i’m just hangin’ around (yuh)
megumin from konosuba keeps gettin’ me aroused (yuh)
lolicon, lolicon, where the f*ck is my crown?
beat my meat all the time, i’m the silence stroker cause there’s no sounds
aye, what the f*ck am i doin’?, i’mma just goon
couldn’t get no hoes, so i edge alone in my room
super senior hours, i’mma be the predator in my school
everytime i beat my meat, it’s colorful as sh*t like a rubix cube
incest is my number one tag cause i’m the imouto slayer
nah, i’mma just goon cause i’m the chronic m*st*rbator (yuh, m*st*rbator)
feelin’ devious, i’mma take a b*tch and kidnap her in my layer (yes)
you’re not safe if you’re a dude, i’mma play with the joystick like a player (ayo)
gooning to all these lolis, i feel like i’m drake
hittin’ her from the back in a cardboard box, i feel like i’m snake
preordering cause i just want her to be mine
i’mma k!ll myself after this line
[outro: yung stiff rick]
yeah, boku no pico inside my hard drive now i can’t m*st*rbate (m*st*rbate, m*st*rbate)

- yung stiff rick lyrics

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