dogecoin scammers - yung kaori lyrics
[intro]
this is a certified hood classic
c*c*cuff yo’ chick
yo pi’erre, you wanna come out here?
w*w*why didn’t you*why didn’t you pay for this beat, though?
(purchase your tracks today)
(plxce)
(3 am)
[verse 1: yung kaori]
i be sellin’ hentai to kids off a chromebook
my parents f*ckin’ caught me, got my f*ckin’ phone took
posted in the vc, yeah, i’m up to no good
i be havin’ e*s*x that way that a ho’ would
walk down to hyvee and rob the place of its cap’n crunch
i’ma keep on doing this scam rap sh*t ’cause i don’t cap enough
spilled the milk for my cereal and then i f*ckin’ lap it up
told the cashier to open the register, there was only ones and fives
my homiе asked for $5, i gave him $4.99
my mama asked mе for a quarter, i gave her 24 cents
my british homie asked me for a pound, i gave him 99 pence
spent all the money that i was supposed to use to pay my rent
run up on a femboy and steal all his thigh highs
scamming these motherf*ckers until the day that i die
go k!ll myself, life is pain, like a meeseeks
but first let me scam your man out his wee*wee
[bridge: rabb!d]
thanks for the nice intro, uh, yung kaori, i, um, i appreciate that greatly
now, here we go, i’m actually going to censor myself this time, so, uh
the following is a f*cking rabb!d presentation
[verse 2: rabb!d]
went to the frickin’ store to buy some soup
hugged your mom from behind ’cause, uh, she’s a p**p
can’t stop thinkin’ ’bout her ’cause she’s a lovely lady
kinda wanna start a life with her, she has my babies
never mind, i’m way too young to be a dad
really want to drink so much [?] juice ’cause i’m sad
bought some fruity pebbles, it’s my favorite cereal
i just hit that lady in the head with my steering wheel
didn’t mean that at all, i’m honestly just bluffing
put some heavy cream in a bowl and mix it ’til it’s fluffy
get a can of whipped cream, feel a lil’ woozy
i can’t even freaking rap, it’s crud like uzi
after all my stuff, i’m gonna run up on your grandma
i will take her jewelry and her purse because i’m like that
i don’t like this style, i cannot scam rap
but i’ll take your father’s money like a cute little trap
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