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rage - yahzick lyrics

[intro]
a fit of rage lasts for a number of turns equal to three plus the character’s const-tution modifier. entering a rage takes no time itself, but a barbarian can do it only during his or her action, not in response to someone else’s action

[hook]
a barbarian can fly into a rage a certain number of times per day
in a rage a barbarian temporarily gains a plus four bonus to strength
a plus four bonus to const-tution
and a plus two morale bonus on will saves
but he takes a negative two penalty to armor cl-ss

[verse]
i’m an orc barbarian, pay no attention to the skulls i’m carryin’
spend all d-mn night lookin’ for a good fight
anybody wanna step up? on sight i’ll bury ’em
i put the party on my back
and that’s not braggin’ homie, that’s fact
i got a great axe and i’m ready to attack
i never lay back, no time to relax
look, everybody always wanna come for me
until they understand that they can’t run from me
as you can see it’s fun for me
cause there ain’t nothing you can do that ain’t already been done to me
man i’m hungry, fiendin’ for a feast
gotta satiate the belly of the beast
better go call your priest and let him to know that the monster is off of his leash, again

[verse 2]
everybody wanna talk about rank
or how much gold they can put in the bank
’til the real sh-t pops off, all of a sudden you got a couple enemies on your flank
lucky for y’all i’m a tank
slicin’ and dicin’, invitin’ ’em all to be walkin’ the plank
i just wanna make sure that when the smoke clears
that y’all understand who you need to thank
i’m hoobastank, just lookin’ for a reason
point-blank, it’s slaughterin’ season
i’m gonna be makin’ ’em bleed, i’m a demon
i’m a legion, heathen to the region
indeed, i’m a stampede, i’m scary
monster murderin’ mercenaries
execution extraordinarily, diligently fillin’ up mortuaries

[verse 3]
i’m about to run up on ’em like a tarrasque
i would recommend you take a minute to think about what you’re doin’ if you wanna get out of here with your life
i don’t even need a warhammer to do it
i’ll cut up into your aorta with a bread knife
what about your wife and children? did you even consider the burden that it puts on ’em?
you don’t wanna get me started
the water you’re in is hot and largely uncharted
’bout to make your family broken-hearted
cause they gotta say goodbye to the dearly departed, and that’s you
so we’ll see what it takes
and how many bones i gotta break
i must say, comin’ after me was a major mistake
one more head on a stake in my wake

[verse 4]
rumblin’ in like a roll of thunder
it really must make you wonder
just how many victims that i must’ve put under
i don’t even think that they make a number that high
but it’s more than ten
and when you’re all dead i’ll be bored again
movin’ on to the next little village to pillage it
and get a little bit of gold to spend
some say i’m an abomination
i’m like a plague on civilization
if it’s any consolation, i can give confirmation on that observation
it’s accurate, properly on point
proud to say i don’t disappoint
’bout to treat your arms and legs like they were fugitives, and break ’em out the joint

[outro]
a barbarian may prematurely end his or her rage. at the end of the rage, the barbarian loses the rage modifiers and restrictions and becomes fatigued for the duration of the current encounter

- yahzick lyrics

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