drink your beer - wwe lyrics
austin: you’re impeding the progress of this recording because you won’t drink a beer!
jim: no, i mean, you know, i mean, my god, um…
austin: i love the way you sit there, and you act like you’re not being pushy but you’re being very suggestive, but you’re
being suggestive in a very pushy way
jim: why don’t we* look. let’s just…
austin: you got a resume? i wanna see your credentials before i sing
jim: maybe*
austin: what have you done?
jim: what have you* um, why, i wrote your theme
austin: (imitating “i won’t do what you tell me”, his entrance theme:) kssh! da*da, da*da, da*da, da*da…
jim: yeah, yeah, yeah
austin: see, i wanted to get ready to sing? yeah, you wrote that didn’t ya? and i love that how you put the glass in, that
was kickass. g*nius
jim: yeah, thank you very mu*
austin: i know, and then after i say “g*nius” i finally get to meet ya and hang out with you a little bit, and i’m thinking
“what a f*cking moron!” and you know, when i think about it, anybody coulda went “kssh! da*da, da*da, da*da, da*da…”
anybody coulda done that!
jim: yeah, but…
austin: i’m gonna tell you one time, and this is gonna be the last time, to get a beer
jim: okay, i’ll get a beer
austin: there you go! you know it’s funny, if you woulda got a beer five minutes ago, we wouldn’t still be doing this five
minutes later
jim: i got a beer. see, there you go
austin: just because you got a beer in your hand*
jim: well, you said get a beer and i got a beer so… i mean i figured that maybe that’d be enough
austin: you know, you’re probably the dumbest smartass i’ve ever seen in my life
jim: i’m just trying to get*
austin: how can i be creative when i’m starting to feel so violent?
jim: i’m*
austin: i’m telling you right now to drink a beer
jim: no. (incomprehensible stammering) i mean, not “no” but…
austin: don’t eyeball me
jim: i’m not eyeballing y*
austin: look at me
jim: i*
austin: don’t eyeball me
jim: a*
austin: look at me! don’t you understand that you can look at me and not eyeball me?
jim: no, i don’t
austin: yeah, there’s a difference
jim: okay, sorry
austin: you’re disrespecting me verbally. i see it in your eyes
jim: i* i’m not*
austin: i’m ready to do this vocal when you drink that beer
jim: no
austin: what?
jim: what? i don’t want a beer now
austin: what? what?
jim: don’t want a beer now, don’t want a beer now, don’t want a beer now!
austin: drink your beer!
jim: look, look, steve…
austin: drink your beer!
jim: take the beer and stuff it right up your**
*crash*
*grunting*
austin: well, you’re relaxed now, aren’t ya?
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