balls lee vs clit eastwood - wowpoops lyrics
[intro]
epic rap battles of history!
clint eastwood vs bruce lee… begin!
[b*lls]
i’ve got the longest c*ck so boldly that the world ever saw
defeat whole v*g*n* schools and motherf*ckers with cum
how can you smack more ass, with my b*lls in yo jaw?
don’t need thongs to serve ya, i’mma just say wet* ah!
your titties, they bore us, they’re slow as a tortoise
i’m the king of nunchucks, i f*cked… chuck norris
i invented that dill do, so taste my v*g*n*
here’s my two*finger push up, come f me!
[cl*t]
you scream like a tw*t and got moves like vaginner
but i’ll rip through your ass faster than a pu*ssy platter
you’re in thе gym too much ringo, sucking d*ck with a tampon
you should spend more time staying waxеd so i don’t f*ck you into a coma
you don’t belong in a fight, you belong in a s*xshop
so go ahead, let’s make p*rn
those little dances you do make me cum, bruce
f*ck me, dude, i even squirt better than you
[b*lls]
i beat the good and the bad, you must be the h*rny
i would mess up yo face, but your daddy did it for me
go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo million dollar babies
you were cool in the 80’s, maybe, but now you’re just crazy
a man who argues with people who aren’t even there
is more fit to play with my p*ssy, that’s an instrument
[cl*t]
do ya feel lucky, punk? that’s what i’m askin’
you can’t be too tough, you got k!lled by wh0regasm
and your one*inch punch? same size as your p*ck*r
leave the rappin’ to me, stick to chinese credit cards
i’d beat you in round two but that’d be unbelievable
no one in your family ever lives to see a poosay
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