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epic rap battles of warcraft: hogger vs gamon - wowcrendor lyrics

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[intro]
epic rap battles of warcraft!
hogger!
versus!
gamon!
begin!

okay!

[part 1: hogger]
i am hogger, i’m the definition of fame
you mad that i’m the most well known npc in the game?
i stand on hogger hill
which is named after me
you just sit in the inn
getting drunk and losing your key

people k!ll you for fun
you’re just a punching bag
but when they die to me
it gets tracked so they can brag

you’re an overgrown cow
your loot should be steak sauce
oh wait, are you ganon?
mistook you for that zelda boss
you’ve gotten mind controlled
by every single priest
while i have six*six*six hp
which means imma beast

just hearing my name
gives chuck norris a panic attack
elwynn forest?
merely a setback

[part 2: gamon]
you wish you were a beast
with your ugly hyena face
and after they hit level thirteen
you’re just a disgrace

i got buffed to eighty*five
you got captured by the alliance
i think we know who’s better
it isn’t rocket science

i’m twice your size
and i’d stomp you like a champ
if this was an fps game
you’d probably have to camp
i’d beat you one*v*one any day
unlike the level fives who brag
would you take your defeat with pride?
or would you blame it on the lag?

hogger?
what kind of a name is that? are you a pig?
like it really matters
i could snap you like a twig

you have a hogger hill?
should be a hogger hole
since you’re just a washed*up
low*level
whiny*voiced
gnoll

- wowcrendor lyrics

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