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john marston vs niko bellic - woodenhornets lyrics

[intro:]
epic rap battle parodies
john marston
vs
niko bellic
begin

[verse 1: niko bellic]
i am the baddest of the bad in the liberty city
you’re a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn’t like t-tties
i can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car
m-ssacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars
when you get home, your wife smacks you in the face
i can get a million girlfriends with my online dates
-phone rings-
h-llo?
(cousin, let’s go bowling)
for the last time, i don’t want to go bowling!!

[verse 2: john marston]
go back to europe, you foreign pr-ck
or i will mess up your life, like i did van der line’s
i will stomp you with my boots, like i did with a c-ckroach
go back in your little taxis, i’ll relax on the stagecoach
the tw@ cafe, is the only tw-t you’ll ever get
so here’s one dollar, go ahead in
you can’t drive a car, or even a bicycle
let alone four horses on a wagon, doing a pull

[verse 3: niko bellic]
cluckin’ bell, burger shot, why don’t you have both?
when the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke
for god sakes you can’t swim, what the h-ll man?
your son jack’s a little p-ssy, can’t even skin a d-mn elk
n-body likes you, you got betrayed
don’t open the barn door, you’ll get sprayed

[verse 4: niko bellic]
stand over there, let’s have a duel
you can’t handle a gun bro, go back to school
and your roman bellic? he is a d-mn r-t-rd
24/7 he’s always in the t-tty bar
doesn’t matter though, i won this battle
continue being poor, i’ll just ride my saddler

- woodenhornets lyrics

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