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vapin' in vegas - wolves of glendale lyrics

it’s a sunday on the strip
my divorced ass moved to vegas
my wife left and took the kids
and it’s a good thing that she did
‘cuz they were annoying as sh*t

i’m 68 years young
let my hair down, have some fun
stare at the bellagio fountain
a skateboarder gave me a vape
and it was great

now i’m vapin’ in vegas
vapin’ in vegas
i’ll go to a strip club
get a b*n*r with a bunch of other guys
this is the greatest
vapin’ in vegas

i wish my wife would call me back
i wish my kids would answer texts
i wish i could hold my godd*mn dog and smell his stanky stanky breath
but i can’t do that

because of the lawsuit
oh thе lawsuit
f*ckin’ lawsuit
margaritaville
toby keith’s i love this bar and grill
circus dе soleil
i sh*t myself at the mandalay bay
i do what i want, smoke a cigar(c’mon!)
test drive a fancy car and say “i’ll think about it.”
there’s so much history in vegas
so much magic you can taste it
i heard a busboy spilled a sprite on frank sinatra
so frank sinatra got his gun out and shot that busboy in the street

vapin’ in vegas
vapin’ in vegas
see the blue man group with a prostitute take a picture with a snake
this is the greatest
vapin’ in vegas

i wish the jury took my side back when i was 65
when i k!lled that guy for walking on my plants
and then i hacked him into pieces
and i ate his toes like reese’s
is it reesie’s or is it reese’s?
either way i ate a man
i only served two years

because i escaped
woo!
i escaped from jail
i escaped (escaped!)
c’mon!
check this sh*t out!
watch this
watch!
hit em!
skibiddity*beep*baip*beep*biddy*bope*baip*chip*daip*bope!
that was sick
thank you!
you sounded awesome doing that
i appreciate that man, thanks
you’re welcome

vapin in vegas
makin’ human bacon in vegas
when they catch me, imma be so famous
until then i’ll be vapin’ in vegas

- wolves of glendale lyrics

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