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yo mama - wmat lyrics

(jacob)
yeah x4
yo mama
we got dillon on the recorder tonight baby
yeah yo mama
yeah yo mama so fat 100 pounds on her back
straight flab
yeah yo mama so fat wear a yellow jacket
call a cab
yeah a your mama so fat crushing boarders like a diplomat
while standing still
people saying look at that she can use a yacht like a top hat
(dillon: yeah she huge)
on top of that she pretty hairy
pretty scary smellin like a rotten strawberry
i’m cautionary
she so old, but her in a cemetery
uh not to be mean, but your mama need listerine
not a sip, not a swallow
but the whole d-mn bottle
that’s a fact
yeah your mama breath whack
need a tic not a tac, but the whole d-mn pack

hook
roses are red man violets are blue
beasts like yo mama belong at the zoo
roses are red violets are black
(wait what)
why your mama chest as fat as her back

your mama so clueless
h-lla useless
please excuse us
being ruthless
but your mom straight up useless
she give me that brain toothless
yeah
ok dillon it’s your turn dog

(dillon)
dude, roast my mom

yeah your mama so fat
hide a hundred pounds hanging out of her (bleep)
your mama so fat she’s in too many time zones
to even keep track (yikes)
your mama so fat
everything she steps on becomes a doormat (splat)
your mama so ugly
even cupid couldn’t find her a hubby (that’s pretty ugly)

hook
roses are red violets are blue
yo mama tried to wear a horseshoe
(nope, that’s not how that goes)
roses are red violets are blue
she thought kung fu was food
(what would that even taste like, terrible)

but yo mama kinda pretty
pretty ugly, pretty yucky
so dang yucky (yuh)

yeah your mom so ugly made a blind kid cry
made a bear trap hide
made a lie detector lie

yo mama so fat when she eat
it’s on repeat
looking like wet concrete (eeep)
she make the guinness book of world record
yeah your mama also lazy
make a sloth look like a daisy

yeah yo mama she didn’t eat in the last supper
but i’m the first supper
(sheesh that’s old)

(oh dang we got her)
(ooh)
dillon and jacob:
don’t wanna chat
she ugly as a bat
dumber than a gnat
that’s a stat (uh)
hairy like a rat
that’s a dirty cat
smelly like scat
yeah, she so d-mn fat

oh, we got her
we got her good
wait who’s mom
no not mine
then who’s mom?

- wmat lyrics

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