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three dates with marvin and whizzer: a true story - william finn lyrics

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[cordelia]
three dates with marvin and whizzer * a true story

[whizzer]
h*llo

[marvin]
h*llo

[whizzer]
marvin?

[marvin]
yep
how are you?

[whizzer]
it’s been a long time

[marvin]
as you probably know, jason is getting bar mitzvah’d
and he wants you to be a special person on that day
what do you say, whizzer?
do it for the kid, whizzer
anything i did, whizzer
throw it away
throw it away

are you still there?

[whizzer]
i’m right here, can**

[marvin]
can i maybe see you?

[whizzer]
i am still here and breathing
i can’t forget when it was bad

[marvin]
let me try to put it right

[whizzer]
when?

[marvin]
how about*

[whizzer]
when

[marvin]
how about*
i’ll pick you up in two hours!

[marvin & whizzer]
tonight
tonight
tonight!

[coredelia]:
not so dressy
[charlotte]
please don’t quote this
[both]
we can’t stand your trying
[cordelia]
here’s your last chance for happiness!

[charlotte]
oh, but he’ll k!ll you
he’ll k!ll you

[cordelia]
all you have to do is

be nice

[charlotte]
k!ll you

[cordelia]
be nice

[charlotte]
k!ll you

[cordelia]
be nice

[charlotte]
k!ll you

[cordelia]
be nice

[charlotte]
k!ll you

[whizzer]
life is funny, a*ha funny
life plays on, its a*ha funny jokes

after all, things might turn out okay
i’m glad marvin’s so agreeable
cause he’ll have to pay
what he did to me
i recall it like
yes*ter*day

[jason, spoken]
the first date, at the ballpark

[marvin]
are you sure this is where you wanna come?

[marvin & whizzer]
oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light

[they jeer at the game]

[marvin]
after he left (+ hm, no or ha, well)
after i kicked him out
life was like sauerkraut

[marvin]
good if you put it on a hotdog
h*ll, i want
more than just a hotdog
i want more
life’s a bore without him

[whizzer]
i want the underdog to win

[marvin]
that’s not our team, just keep quiet

[whizzer]
well, then go ‘other team’

[?] other team

[marvin]
stop it
stop it
why are people hitting us
why are people hitting us
stop it
stop it
stop it
stop it

[cordelia]
they’re on their second date
first one went so great
they thought they’d try another

[charlotte]
hey, sorry that we’re late
but we’re here

[all]
oh, say can you*

[umpire]
play ball

[marvin]
he’s makin’ me pay
but hey no big deal

[lesbians]
hiya will, now hiya sue…
okay, no big deal
you’re with us and we’re with you
that’s what matters

[all]
that’s what matters
that’s what matters
life is funny, a*ha funny
life plays on its haha funny jokes

[marvin & whizzer]
god it’s great to
be back with these folks

[lesbians]
it feels nice to be escorted
by these funny men

[all]
we’re double*dating h0m*s*xuals
once again

[jason, spoken]
the third date

[marvin & whizzer]
who’d believe
we’d be here, nude, in bed

[marvin]
nude instead
of at each other’s throats

[whizzer]
wearing suits and overcoats

[marvin & whizzer]
life is funny, haha funny

[mendel, spoken]
oh no, oh no*
trina, trina

[marvin & whizzer]
life is goody, rooty tooty

[mendel]
trina, i can’t jump! i can’t jump!

[marvin & whizzer, laughing in the background]

[marvin & whizzer]
life is really quite ridiculous

[mendel]
where’s my [?]

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