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the miracle of judaism - william finn lyrics

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[jason]
dot nardoni, ariel axelrod
zoe feinstein, angelina dellibovi
bunny doyne, or what’s her name?
mo cristofaro
or heather levin, brittany rosenthal, which?
[?] jenkins, what is the name of the b*tch?
flo giuseppe, right, but it borders on kitsch
of these girls
which should i invite to my bar mitzvah?
i’ve a problem to flaunt:
i don’t want the girls i should want

i want girls for whom i l*st
girls who wear a lot of makeup
girls who smoke and show their bust
girls with whom i always wake up*
would they come though
if they were invited
and not laugh
at my hebrew
and not laugh
at my father and his friends’

excluding them, i find exciting
and i’m left with them, i’ll be inviting
selecting girls for one’s bar mitzvah
god, that’s the miracle of judaism

that’s the miracle of judaism
(yelling)
i don’t want a bar mitzvah
i don’t want a bar mitzvah
i don’t want a bar mitzvah!

- william finn lyrics

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