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a horse named bill - willi carlisle lyrics

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[intro]
one, two

[verse 1]
i got a horse, his name is bill
i loved that horse, i always will
he ran away all day
also, i ran with him

[verse 2]
he ran so fast, he could not stop
he ran into a barbershop
and fell exhaustionized * with his eye t**th
in the barber’s left shoulder

[verse 3]
and i got a gal and her name’s daisy
when she sings, the cat goes crazy
with deliriums and st. vituses
and all kinds of cataleptics

[verse 4]
one day she sang a song about
a man who turned himself inside out
and jumped into the river
he was so very sleepy
[verse 5]
and i’m goin’ out in the woods this year
to hunt for beer and not for deer
i am, i ain’t
i been a champion sharpshootress

[verse 6]
yes, at shooting birds i am a beaut
there is no bird i cannot shoot
in the eye, in the ear, in the finger
and in the armpits

[verse 7]
here in frisco town, there lives a whale
well, she eats swordfish by the bail
by the ton, by the humper
by the stoner, by the sp*ceship

[verse 8]
oh, her name’s tilly, she’s a peach
but don’t leave food within her reach
or babies or banjos
or chocolate ice cream sodas

[verse 9]
oh, she knows her cadence when she plays
rolls her eyes for days and days and days
by grace, and yodels
and breaks all ten commandments
[verse 10]
oh, she loves to laugh, and when she smiles
you see her t**th for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
and her adenoids and her hangy*down thing
and things too gross to mention

[verse 11]
i went up in a balloon so big
all the people on earth, they looked like a pigs
like mice, like flies
like floozes and like fleasens

[verse 12]
and the balloon turned its bottom side higher
fell in the mouth of a country squire
he made a noise like a doghound
like an air raid siren, like dynamite

[verse 13]
oh, and what do you do in a case like that?
what do you do but jump on your hat?
on your eyebrow, on your toothbrush
on everything that’s helpless

[verse 1]
oh, i got a horse, his name is bill
i loved that horse, i always will
he ran away all day
and also, i ran with him

- willi carlisle lyrics

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