a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

the gospel - wilderness road lyrics

what key does the good lord sing in?
is it a, is it b, is it c?
does he ever lend a hand
sittin’ in the px band
what key is the good lord’s key?

is it a-men, hallelujah
be-lieve and he will see you
c-you through your hour of sin
he will de-liver you from
e-vil oppression
what key does the lord sing in?

that’s right friends and neighbors, it’s time once again for the wilderness road gospel hour. brought to each and every night at this time over radio station wkkk. tonight we’ve got the divine words and inspirational messages of the reverend e.j. corvette and the corvette christian crusade congregational choir!

is it a-men, hallelujah
be-lieve and he will see you
c-you through your hour of sin
he will de-liver you from
e-vil oppression
what key does the lord sing in?

jesus baby, it’s good to be here tonight, but before we get to the gospel portion of the program, we’ve got just one brief commercial message for ya …

sunday! sunday, at the christ evangelical church at the trinity junction of routes 3, 7 and 12. sunday! see the reverend e.j. corvette deliver his supercharged fire sermon at our lady of the pitstops. see the twelve apostles driving their all new, brand new fuel-injected funny cars. see loaves and fishs! see fire and rain! see rock city! see arnie “the baptist” bezwick tearing up the road in his valley of the shadow of death. arnie recently had this to say: “re-elect the president.” that’s sunday! remember, time trials are at 10, 2 and 4. confessions are at 6 on sunday! at the christ evangelical church, salvation capital of the world!

back on the air baby! but before we get to the gospel portion of the program, we got just one more commercial message for ya!

ah one, anna two, anna three, anna four
friends, we got only a few more left of those beautiful …
(geuine, simulated leather hand-tooled, biblematic biblebelt)
sing it pretty girls …
(geuine, simulated leather hand-tooled, biblematic biblebelt)
just like the one that was worn by myron floren in his 40 day fast in the wilderness. and it can be yours for the low, low price of only $5.95. but hurry, because the supply is limited. so here’s the reverend to give you that mailin’ address where you can send your hard-earned money to:

don’t send your money to the lord
don’t send your money to the church of your choice
send your money to me, the reverend e.j. corvette, care of corvette’s christian crusade, care of bible ‘les bible, deutschland über alles, deutschland yes!
(that’s b-i-b-l-e, cannot talk about it, tennessee)

now before we get to the gospel portion of the program, we got just one more commercial message for ya. the one you’ve been waitin’ for baby, that’s a commercial from the lord!

friends, tonight the lord, through the reverend e.j. corvette, is gonna bless us with a divine miracle. that’s right, a miracle
(m-i-r-a-c-l-e)
that spells miracle, just like in the bible
(b-i-b-l-e)
and now, reverend corvette …

friends, i want you to take your hands out of your pockets. i want you to put your hands on your record player. i want you to put your hands in the light socket! i want you to feel the divine electricity of the lord filling your soul. i want you to feel it. can you feel it? i can feel it! can you feel it? can you feel the divine, the inspirational power of the lord? yes you can! yes you can! i canna feel it!
peoria!
(it’s a miracle!)

and the miracle’s new miracle mouthjive baby!

mouthjive, mouthjive
spray it on and watch your body come alive
chemically proven, get your glands groovin’
mouthjive, mouthjive, mouthjive
hi! it’s ricky of ricky and the balloons for new mouthjive, the miracle mouthwash that doubles as a deoderant
that’s right, don’t be uptight, it’s outta sight. new mouthjive. fights crime, cures cancer, and removes unwanted hair
sure, i use it and so do all the balloons. right guys?
(right ricky!)
right on! new mouthjive. get some today!
(mouthjive, mouthjive, ooo, mouthjive, mouthjive)
and with each bottle of mouthjive comes a free 45 rpm recording of “heavily into jesus”

drivin’ down the truckin road
carryin’ a twelve ton oversize load
chewin’ those bennies like they was m&ms
well i knowed that i’d been sittin’ too much
my foot on the pedal and my foot on the clutch
takin’ root, started growin’ stems

well, i turned on the radio
somewhere outside of idaho
i listened to the same tune till i got to tennessee
well, tt weren’t like you common rock n roll
it got right to my very soul
and these are the words that so affected me

heavily into jesus every day
well, i’m heavily into my lord all the way
he’s my wafer when i’m hungry
he’s my wine when my throat is dry
heavily into jesus till i die, till i die

well, i pull my rig to the side
i had to wipe the tears out of my eyes
thinkin’ of the beautiful words to that song
let me tell you now, i made my vow that very day
i’d help all the truckers to find the way
until christ is back on the dashboard where he belongs

well, i drove to the nearest trucker’s stop
had quart of coffee and a can a pop
the inspiration hit me while walkin’ back
just outside of the county line
i set up a little roadside shrine
and these are the words that are inscribed on the plaque
they went somethin’ like this:

heavily into jesus every day
well, i’m heavily into my lord all the way
he’s my wafer when i’m hungry
he’s my wine when my throat is dry
heavily into jesus till i die
heavily into jesus till i die

- wilderness road lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular