dogs, pogo sticks and colorblindness - whose line is it anyway? lyrics
[song 1 * jeff davis * i’m in love with dogs]
hey man how you doing?
not so good wayne
oh you look awful down in the face jeff
yes
i’m feeling low so low
why i don’t know
i think its because i’m in love with fido
every time i see him i just have to bay
and i want to hump his leg
its sounds like you’ve got a little problem
i’m glad you brought it to me because i’m about to solve em’
because for every day that you want to hump a shar*pei
that you need to put your bone away
put the bone away?
put the bone away
[song 2 * colin mochrie * my broken pogo stick]
hey colin! what’s wrong buddy?
you look as if your pogo stick broke
oh..
please don’t mention my pogo
now my way of transport is no go
that pain i feel
oh! it never stops
oh please give somе beer i need some hops
now it appears
your confidencе has erode (erode ho ho)
you have nothing to hop up and down you know*oh
and so i’ve got something
that just might thinky
who needs a pogo stick when you can ride a slinky
a slinky?
slinky! get out of my bar!
[song 3 * ryan stiles * i’m colorblind]
hey ryan!
hey man what’s going on
what going on with you?
i’ll have a little drink please
sure thing! bl**dy mary?
sure!
i got a problem so pour me a coke
i know its california i promise not to smoke (no no no smoke)
i can’t see colors i don’t know till the end
can you help me my white friend?
i like to help you
i really would
but you see there’s something that your colorblindness is no good
and here’s a little fact that i couldn’t hide
you know how i got my color back i use tide
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