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wtf 2020 - whitney avalon lyrics

in january we made plans for what we’d do this year
travel! parties! a promotion! merriment and cheer!
but soon thereafter life began to truly run aground
so there’s just one thing to sing as december rolls around:

what the actual f*ck, 2020?
what the flippety flappety f*ck?
at points we had a little hope
but then you slapped us and said, “nope
every day will f*cking suck!”
so 2020, what the f*ck?

“just gotta get to new year’s eve!” that’s cute, however
this might simply be how bad life is forever
whoever’s writing this h*llish rollercoaster plot
could you stop? you s*d*stic twisted crackpot!

what the actual f*ck, 2020?
what the cr*p? what the h*ll? what the f*ck?
so much bullsh*t that we hated
it seems almost calculated
this is more than just bad luck
so 2020, what the f*ck?

oh, hear the sleigh bells jingle
the magic makes you tingle
but it’s not safe to mingle
so you won’t meet kris kringle
all your single friends? still single!
what the actual f*ck, 2020? (what the f*ck?)
what the ball*kicking, eye*gouging f*ck?
take figgy puddings if you’ve got ’em
and shove ’em up your bottom
your sweet “fa la la la la”s
stink as much as santa claus
you don’t even comprehend
how much we want this sh*t to end
so we can somehow climb out of this muck
2020, what the f*ck?

- whitney avalon lyrics

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