whitney's big umbrella - whitney avalon lyrics
[intro]
when the raindrops rain down endlessly
and life’s not quite the way it oughta be
then there’s a place for you and me
under whitney’s big umbrella!
[spoken: whitney & alex]
oh, hey, alex! why so sad and mopey?
did somebody shoot your dog?
no, it’s not that again. it’s just…
aw, what is it?
i feel this profound sense of uselessness. you know what i mean?
i sure do. and i bet a lot of our friends out there do too. so at least you’re not the only one who feels that way
i guess. but i keep having a nightmare i’m being pulled into edvard munch’s “the scream”, and i wonder
what’s thе point of existence
why arе we here on a hurtling sphere
in a universe we can’t comprehend
when in the end
we’re all gonna be eaten by worms? hmph
i have a few ideas
[verse 1: whitney]
well, i’m not gonna lie
we’ll all suffer and die
sure, you never know when
but my friend, until then
it doesn’t help to sit and cry
’cause you could live to a hundred or later today
be brained by a falling brick
so the best use of however much time you’ve got is
don’t be a d*ck
[verse 2: whitney & alex]
yes, the planet is screwed
millions don’t have enough food
we’re insignificant and small
so we can’t fix it all
but we can change our attitude
so if the reservoir in your neighbourhood is polluted with *rs*nic
buy a bottle of water for that homeless guy and…
don’t be a d*ck?
right!
[verse 3: whitney]
people are greedy, they make bad choices
consumers consume and it’s never enough
they eat tortured beef and drive big rolls royces
while flies are eating third*world children’s eyeb*lls and stuff
“i’m just one puppet”, you’re probably thinking
what kind of difference can i possibly make?
when all of humanity is flailing and sinking
careening towards another apocalyptic mistake
[bridge: whitney & alex]
well, don’t forget about the b*tterfly effect
the movie?
no, what, are you high?
you can have more of an impact than you might expect
if you look up from your phone and actually try
[verse 4: whitney]
so give more than you take
keep your word and don’t flake
and if your epitaph says “she made people laugh”
that’s not bad for goodness’ sake!
’cause being kind won’t stop the rising seas
or immediately cure the sick
but still, the best first step is
don’t be a liar, a bigot, a selfish pr*ck
[outro: whitney & alex, whitney & alex]
yes, that the best thing you can do with your one little life is
don’t be a d*ck
feeling better?
not really
me neither
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