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pobody's nerfect - whitney avalon lyrics

(spoken)
hi there, i’m janet. depending on what dimension you’re in, i may look slightly different from what you’re used to, but don’t let that distract you from this important message

(sung)
i’m not a human, i cannot feel pain
i don’t have a heart, but i love just the same
i’ve evolved far beyond what other janets can do
so don’t fork with me or i will fork with you
i’m not a girl, also not a robot
ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah i’m smokin’ hot
i can’t die, so remember who you’re talking to
if you murder me i will reboot and then i’ll fork with you

i contain all knowledge
but pobody’s nerfect
i’m a walkie talkie
but pobody’s nerfect
i create life out of nothing
but pobody’s nerfect
pobody’s nerfect, nerfect, can’t you see
n-body’s perfect, except probably me

(spoken)
according to the research i just did into 2,453,660 songs, this one’s so catchy you’ll never get it out of your head!

(sung)
i keep secrets, helping is my p-ssion
i rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
yes, i’m always smiling but don’t get the wrong impression
i will ruin you while i maintain this facial expression
in a fight i’ll kick demons ‘cross the room
i don’t sell violins, but i’ll orchestrate your doom
in the good or the bad or the medium place
i’m the janet with a plan and it’s to save the human race

i’m high in pot-ssium
but pobody’s nerfect
i’m an amazing jazz drummer
but pobody’s nerfect
i can explain the time knife
but pobody’s nerfect
pobody’s nerfect, nerfect, but actually
n-body’s perfect, except probably me

if they call me helper woman i don’t get mad
busty alexa? still wrong, but not half bad
if they want me to appear, they can’t sobriquet it
my name is j-a-n-e-t and don’t you dare forget it

(spoken)
i always pop up in whatever direction they’re not looking – it’s fun!

(sung)
my void is boundless
but pobody’s nerfect
i count as carry-on luggage
but pobody’s nerfect
again, i can literally create life, and i use the p-ssing of time as a lotion, like a god
but pobody’s nerfect
pobody’s nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
n-body’s perfect, except probably me

i could lie, but here’s something totally true
if you touch my friends then sure as shirt i’ll forking fork with you!

- whitney avalon lyrics

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