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meet your crew - white collar prison lyrics

[spoken]
richie, baby!
i’m reality show/superstar, the snooch!
and these are our quad mates:
fashion designer, gizmo guccini and
music festival producer, burt bonnaroo
let me get your bags
welcome home! membro del congresso!

[verse 1]
fear not, prisoner noob
the needy and poor won’t bother you anymore
fret not, inmate 202
these hollowed halls
house elite criminals
on the outside, i was a tv star
then the irs checked myanmar
i had 26 accounts offshore
maybe a fеw million took a detour
now my branding deals are “forcеd majeure”

[verse 2]
oh, well, now i’m in jail (bellisimo!)
there’s a tiki bar (it’s awesome!)
and i make a mean kona c*cktail
oh, boy, now i’m in jail (do i taste passion fruit?)
im still a big star
and i still eat caviar
[verse 3]
i ran a festival that scammed a few
i bribed a coach at a big u
apparently fraudulence will give you time
and loving your children is a crime
now i can’t afford to buy celebrity friends
my kids go to city college in a benz!
the goal is to keep our holes protected
thank god we got the judge elected…

[chorus]
oh, boy, now we’re in jail
so light a cigar, it’s basically a mixer for yale
oh, boy, welcome to jail
write a memoir
and sell it
the accommodations have been perfected
this is what you get when you’re well connected

[verse 4]
okay, i guess this is jail, a little bizarre
it feels like black*tie for blackmail
i guess this is jail
there’s a trolley car, amazing!
this is much better than expected
this is what you get when you’re well connected
[spoken]
kona c*cktail?
uh, sure
outstanding!

- white collar prison lyrics

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