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rex ryan reynolds - weston gates kennedy lyrics

growin up i never bought an off*brand belt
i was white but always balled like scott van pelt
germaphobic german girl want firsts on my bratwurst
she know i’m a take care of that body like i’m bob durst
girls i meet say “hey i heard a lotta your stuff!”
then she repeat it line for line just like melania trump
she wants her to be next
she texts urgent requests
she want a patagonia vest and a paternity test

one two three, everybody look at me
i tried to get more famous changed my name to kennedy
four five six, everybody look at this
i think my music’s really sick
so if you don’t know me then you should
should rex ryan call you over, stay put
don’t let him within two feet of a foot
same with bill cosby

my sales up so we got a
yacht at the regatta
your girl generous me da medulla oblongata
fresh tuna, tu no habla
hakuna matata
girl whatchu need besides this p*n*s and a pina colada
i hit up cvs, picked up the prescription for my cocaine
$69.69 was the copay
(thanks obama!)
but still my bros play croquet
and leave a mess all over the front yard like oj
one two three, everybody, look around
i just failed outta princeton probably shoulda went to brown
we got cloud nine down
my sh*t up on soundcloud
paid my agent thirty thou
but if you don’t know me then you could
i keep a log of every morning wood
no ifs ands or b*tts, i am never tryin’ *n*l
but if it’s with ryan reynolds
then i would
“wood” rhymes with “would”

ok i saw this pretty girl, so i walked up to that ho
and i realized that she wasn’t that hot up close
in fact i realized that she was pretty ugly
and i also realized she was your girlfriend
i never had that problem my girlfriend is so attractive
she ran track b*tch
drop it lower than a white wide receiver draft pick
check your brackets
i pay more taxes than the parents of these lax kids

rg3, think i need to take a knee
i tried to get more famous so i banged a kennedy
six six six, motherf*ckers look at this
i was born with two d*cks
and if you didn’t know that then that’s good
but you should google image search “diphallic” take a look
or go on reddit look up “double d*ck dude” read his book

- weston gates kennedy lyrics

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