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willie wastle - wendy weatherby lyrics

willie wastle dwalt on tweed
the spot they ca’d it link*mdoddie;
willie was a wabster gude
could stown a clue wi’ ony body:
he had a wife was dour and din
o tinkler maidgie was her mither;
sic a wife as willie had
i wad na gie a b*tton for her!

she has an e’e, she has but ane
the cat has twa the very colour;
five rusty t**th, forbye a stump
a clapper tongue wad deave a miller:
a whiskin beard about her mou’
her nose and chin they threaten ither;
sic a wifе as willie had
i wadna gie a b*tton for her!

shе’s bow*hough’d, she’s hein*shin’d
ae limpin leg a hand*breed shorter;
she’s twisted right, she’s twisted left
to balance fair in ilka quarter:
she has a lump upon her breast
the twin o’ that upon her shouther;
sic a wife as willie had
i wadna gie a b*tton for her!
auld baudrons by the ingle sits
an’ wi’ her loof her face a*washin;
but willie’s wife is nae sae trig
she dights her grunzie wi’ a hushion;
her walie nieves like midden*creels
her face wad fyle the logan water;
sic a wife as willie had
i wadna gie a b*tton for her!

- wendy weatherby lyrics

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