if that isn't love - weird al yankovic lyrics
ooh yeah
oh
i’m your shelter from the storm
you’ll know i’ll always have your back
i’ll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my b-tt crack
i never get out my leaf blower when oprah is on
and when you’re telling me about your feelings i try not to yawn
and when we’re at parties i don’t talk about your spastic bladder
when you’re cleaning the gutters on the roof i hold the ladder
and if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
i don’t know what love is
nanananananana nanananano i guess i don’t know
nanananananana
ahhh listen now
there’s a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
i coulda finished it off but i quit in case you want a tiny little sip for
later
and if you cut the cheese then maybe i’ll wink and say the dog’s to blame
and i’ll make sure to call you baby everytime i forget your name
i’ll even tell you girl when you start looking fat
‘cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that
and if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
i don’t know what love is
nanananananana nananana well then i don’t know
nananannananna
oh no
even though you make me sit through mamma mia!
well i still adore you
i’ll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast
and i can’t stand omelettes
after i take a bath
if it’s still warm i’ll leave the water in there for you
i’ll give you my word
you’re so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat t-rd
everytime i see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
you can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
if you get drunk and p-ss out i’ll never sharpie up your face
and i don’t wipe my nose on your couch even though that’s a super
convenient place
i totally support every idiotic thing you do
and i almost never pretend you’re someone else when i’m making out with you
and if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
i don’t know what love is
nanananananana no i don’t know what love is
nanananananana well i don’t know what love is
i don’t know what love is
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