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bandcamp friday [save 10%] - weedcanadian lyrics

[intro: weedcanadian]
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[verse 1: weedcanadian]

threw an hp laserjetpro at a mental hospital
get a bag of candy and cum on every skittle

sipping fentanyl mixed with lean

all my crackers cum in the clip of they heater
my throat is raw as f*ck

sucking d*ck i keep it a buck
in new orleans i bust a nut
save 10% sell a house then build a hut
my music go online for no money i’m not cashing checks

my d*ck from bloons it shoots tacks
(bomb has been defused)
[verse 2: weedcanadian]
diamonds on my d*ck
save 10% f*ck a dude named rick
if my weed be gettin stolen imma shoot with the bl!ck
playing fortnite festival if i get five stars
he gon suck on my t*st*cl*
not a second of the day where i don’t indulge in d*ck
i’m so addicted it’s like taking a hit
passing horse tranq round the function
i’m still playing fortnite landed in junk junction
i’m the life of the diddy party
f*ckin’ on a vamp dude he look like carti
motherf*ckers whiffin farts

motherf*ckers whiffin galaxy gas ain’t gon have no heart
but i’m still gon take a yart
spraying my seed like i’m planting trees

(sector clear)

[verse 3: gr33nfreak]

got asian men in my *rs*nal they are all

getting my d*ck sucked while watching the new york knickerbockers
locking my opps in davy jones locker
screaming down the streets on calcium blockers
f*ck bloodp*ss, he got anorexia
i forgot everything when i f*cked that dude i got alcholic dementia
mother f*cker was from turkmenia
uh big p**py
you put it on god
i put it on doody
f*ckin on black dudes, i eating they booty
real men problems, when i go out to drive i get a dui
real men problem, every time i bust a nut i sit and cry
big black men looking at me like im a mediterranean fruit fly
(ok team, follow my command)
[verse 4: the double b*n*rs]
why are there men and women in this bathroom it doesn’t make any sense
im over here makin love too my good friend mike pence
cum on our bullets so you know we shoot jizz
got banned from my public school cuz i had too much rizz
scammin old people with dementia
makin people read who got dsylexia
i wanna make a bar about beating my sh*t to minecraft p*rn
i be taking big old sh*ts and then i pick out the corn
speed sh*tta i get the privileges
sh*t like a mortar tearin down villages
whenever i shower you know its golden
shoot my sh*t in the toilet like john robert holden
p**p coming out like soft serve
see a squirrel while driving and i swerve
my pelvic floor muscles are jacked as sh*t cuz i’m always clenchin
im h*rny as f*ck bro im f*ckin all my henchmen
my sh*ts dead it’s time to buy a new cart
when i’m bored i put my legs behind my head and fart
geeked as f*ck throwin roadk!ll at homeless people
give me 700 im upgrading to the deagle

- weedcanadian lyrics

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