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iced_jules is a bum - wealthmasta lyrics

[intro]
*iced_jules stands on stage, shivering nervously, preparing to perform live*
*crowd begins chanting*
*iced_jules starts to sweat and hyperventilate under the pressure*
*chanting grows louder*
*tears form in iced_jules’ eyes, and the mic slips from his trembling hand*
crowd: get this loser off stage!!!
*crowd starts to boo*
*iced_jules, in tears, turns and runs off the stage, revealing a large brown stain on the back of his pants*
*crowd laughs, boos, and mocks him*
*suddenly, a huge creature emerges on stage, picking up the mic that iced_jules dropped*
monster: who’s ready for an actual concert!?
*crowd erupts in excitement*

[verse]
you can call yourself icy, but i have much cooler lines
so f*ck off with your elementary schoolyard rhymes
said i’m pushing 3 feet? thanks for describing my d*ck
because the only thing i’m pushing 3 feet in is your b*tch
i’m a legitimate thug, a real g, i back up all my talk
you’ll see red on the street, and you’ll scream “he got our block!”
i got bigger issues to take care of, so b*tch, get off my c*ck
you should watch the time assh0l*, you ain’t on my clock
you have the attitude of a damp sponge and the bars to match
no woman has ever touched you from your d*ck to your ass
if a female even looked at you, you’d probably collapse
but you’re poor as sh*t, that’s why you’ve never felt a rack
iced_jules don’t got iced jewels, he a motherf*cking poser
even if he stood on my f*cking head, he’d still be lower
this b*tch broke as sh*t, that’s why he’s such a loner
he should just surrender and accept me as his owner
[chorus]
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”

[verse 2]
you’re an ice wh0re, an eyesore, you suck and you’re unpopular
that’s why your mom had a thermometer turn on in her
because i f*cked that h*rny sl*t and jumpstarted her heart monitor
she choked and gagged on my d*ck, yeah the b*tch a vomiter
shawty got dsls just like your f*cking profile picture
b*tch i’m a cannibal, and i’ve selected you as my next dinner
got a smith and wesson rifle, finger on the pin, pull the trigger
organ*ize your guts, then i begin feasting on your liver
cause you yap, you cap, you don’t rap, and that’s that
but i have a knack for stacking facts and cracking the wack
i’m running laps, won’t see me slack, so b*tch throw it back
but i ain’t talkin bout catch, nah i’m talkin bout ass

[chorus]
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
[verse 3]
you’re iced up cause you ain’t about the heat, like cold oatmeal
claiming you a savage but you’re average, you have no sk!ll
thinking you’re a king, only crown you wear is from a toy chest
i’m should be a f*cking exterminator the way i destroy pests
you use #2 pencils because sh*t is all that you write
your disses are cr*p, yeah they’re reflections of your life
and i’m boutta take a dump on you, treat you like a squat toilet
log so large your throat won’t be able to hold it
and this sh*t is all natural, laxatives ain’t allowed
never get lyrical constipation, i just squirt this sh*t out
turned the toilet water brown because my drip’s so hard
dirty ring surrounding the water like the coast guard
you belong in a waste treatment plant with all the other garbage
so i’m flushing you like the condom i f*cked your mom with
i fertilized that f*ckin prostitute, yeah, manure
your destiny is to end up in the depths of the sewer

- wealthmasta lyrics

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