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thrown in the drunk tank again - waylon napadogan lyrics

[verse 1]
i was gonna go to your birthday
you were even gonna get a card from me
i was gonna put twenty dollars in it
or probably more like five
i’m not f###in’ made of money
i would’ve even been nice
to your dipsh*t cousin glen
but i couldn’t, ’cause i got thrown
in the drunk tank again

[verse 2]
and i was gonna buy you a brand new car
anything for you honey
right after i stole your old car and set it on fire
to collect the insurance money
everybody dabbles in a little insurance fraud now and then
but i couldn’t, ’cause i got thrown
in the drunk tank again

[verse 3]
well i got tossed in the drunk tank in saskatoon
police report says i was drunk at high noon
i got tossed in the drunk tank out in jasper
beautiful place to go get plastered
i got tossed in the drunk tank in medicine hat
but i’m not gonna lie, i don’t remember that
got tossed in the drunk tank in shawinigan
for getting liquored up with jean chretien
[verse 4]
and i was gonna work at nasa
i don’t hate to admit i was gonna go to the moon
and do other rocket scientist sh*t
i was gonna be the first man to smoke a bong in sp*ce
but then, i couldn’t
’cause i got thrown in the drunk tank again

[verse 5]
and i was gonna climb mt. everest
it’s probably not even that hard
i once watched the whole mighty ducks trilogy
in one sitting, which is basically the same i’ve heard
i would’ve made a mockery of that bullsh*t mountain
but i couldn’t, ’cause i got thrown
in the drunk tank again

[verse 6]
ya i got tossed in the drunk tank in whistler, bc
pretty well deserved as far as i can see
i got tossed in the drunk tank on p.e.i
and i missed my graduation from junior high
in an alley out in hali i was takin’ a p*ss
woke up in the drunk tank in dartmouth

[verse 7]
i got tossed in the tank in happy valley goose bay
how the h*ll i got there well it’s hard to say
and i was gonna mow my lawn
with my brand new ride on mower
that i stole from my neighbor steve
when he was on vacation down in florida
(f### you steve)
that’s what you get steve
for takin’ your stupid kids to disney land
but i couldn’t, ’cause i got thrown
in the drunk tank again

- waylon napadogan lyrics

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