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the ballad of the alpha and the beta - wardentoons lyrics

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i am verified on twitter
even though i only have a hundred seventy-three followers
i work at buzzfeed
publishing sh-tty articles, about hate and bigotry
on the internet, it’s my job
that’s a job, i swear it’s a real job
and even though i block all of the haters
they still find a way to call me a cuck (cuck)

i get all the girls, they love me
all the boys want to be me
but let me say
i never wanted it to be this way
the truth about me
is that i always
wanted to (wanted to be)
be feminine and g-y
feminine and a tw-nk (tw-nk)

i want to be a chad (you want to be)
it would make me the happiest boy in the world (i want to be a tw-nk)
to be (to be)
loved by everyone around ( i am loved by everyone
and not have people throw
rocks at me
from a distance (rocks)
its hurts my head
i have a small p-n-s (i have a very large p-n-s)
all the girls laugh at me
why can’t we switch lives? (why can’t we switch lives?)

why can’t we switch lives? (why can’t we switch lives?)

- wardentoons lyrics

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