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mormon rap dance mix - walt gregory lyrics

[intro]
mormon, mormon rap
do the m*m*mormon rap
mormon, mormon rap
do the mormon rap
huh!
yeah, come on y’all!
woo, yeah, ooh yeah!

[verse 1]
brothers and sisters listen to me
i’m talkin’ to you religiously
my mormon rap will make you see
i’m as funky as donny and marie
when i go to church, i’m in a good mood
’cause they all treat me like a righteous dude
when i watch tv i feel inspired
’cause i listen to the mormon tabernacle choir

[chorus]
mormon, mormon rap
do the m*m*mormon rap
mormon, mormon rap
do the mormon rap

[verse 2]
i’m a fine young man, i’m living clean
i don’t smoke, i don’t drink, if you know what i mean
i don’t touch soda pop if it has caffeine
you might say i’m a good little sunbeam
i didn’t even date ’til i turned sixteen
i don’t еven know the meaning of thе word “obscene”
flip and fetch and scrudilly me
well, yiminny christmas and fiddle*dee dee!
[chorus]
mormon, mormon rap
do the m*m*mormon rap (well, well)
mormon, mormon rap
do the mormon rap

[verse 3]
now brigham young, he’s my main man
’cause he brought the pioneers to the promised land
brother brigham might be related to me
i’ll check it out when i do my genealogy
he didn’t wanna settle just anywhere
that’s why we got a place called temple square
i wish i could’ve seen ol’ brigham’s face
when he said “yeah baby, this is the place!”

[chorus]
mormon, mormon rap
do the m*m*mormon rap
mormon, mormon rap
do the mormon rap

[verse 4]
i met a mormon girl just yesterday
who had a real sweet spirit in her own choice way
i said “hey, i’m on my way to the dairy queen”
“would you like to join me for a bowl of ice cream?”
she said “how special, certainly”
“but you’re gonna have to wait ’til after three
cause i got to give a lesson and a recipe
to my relief society”
i was thinking of another nice place to go
so i took my baby to the wired roadshow
refreshments looked real good to me
red punch, white cookies, and mint candy
i took her home, a nice place she had
that’s where i met her mom and dad
i said “how do ya do, and i’m pleased to meet ya”
the doorbell rang it was the home teacher
i looked at my baby, she said with a smile
“we might be here for a little while”
i said “come on girl, we better ride”
“’cause we’re gonna be late for the fireside”
[chorus]
mormon, mormon rap (mormon, yeah)
do the m*m*mormon rap (do that mormon rap)
mormon, mormon rap (oh, uhh)
do the mormon rap

[verse 5]
my bishop asked us if we were going steady
and we said “no sir, ’cause we’re not ready”
we got some important things to do
like graduate from byu
sometime later on in the fall
i’m gonna receive my mission call
but don’t you worry, ’cause i’ll be flyin’
right back home to the land of zion
we’ll put salt lake city on the map
when we all do the mormon rap

[chorus]
mormon, mormon rap (hey, yeah)
do the m*m*mormon rap (woo, do that mormon rap)
mormon, mormon rap (mormon rap)
do the mormon rap

[outro]
hey, lewan
what are we havin’ for dinner?
green jello salad with shredded carrots
woo, my favorite
(mormon) come on all you kids
get in the minivan
(mormon) we’re gonna be late for soccer practice
let’s go [?]
mormon (yeah, hoo*hoo)
do the m*m*mormon rap (gimme that mormon)
mormon, mormon rap (huh, mormon rap)
do the mormon rap (uh huh*huh)
mormon, mormon rap (mormon mormon rap)
do the m*m*mormon rap (brothers and sisters)
mormon, mormon rap
do the mormon rap
mormon, mormon rap
do the m*m*mormon rap
mormon, mormon rap
do the mormon rap

- walt gregory lyrics

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