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worf's revenge (klingon rap) - voltaire lyrics

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i’m the order of the bat’leth
son of kahless
your family has no honor
but i couldn’t care less
i was born to kill federation swine
and i celebrate with a barrel blood wine

i drink the raktajino, i eat the gagh
when my homies get to sto’vo’kor i yell “qa’plagh!”
i’m the chief commander on a bird of prey
i wake up every morning after owning the day
i’m the macdad klingon when i beam on board
i was at the signing of the khitomer accord

i never sweat about a romulan dude
he’s just a limp-wristed vulcan with a bad att-tude
and they’re sly and they were telling lies
a shout out to martok who lost an eye
to the dominion, and the jem’hadar minions
i’m on them like a transwarp engine
fear my snarl hear my speech
watch me blow like a warpcore breach

i’m not a lowly white p’tak like that barclay guy
i don’t need a holodeck to get a parma’kai
when the ladies see the beast i got between my thighs
they say “perhaps today is a good day to die”
i hit ezri ,troi, jadzia too
watch out janeway i’m coming for you
cause i’m the macdad klingon with the humaniod b-tches
my head ain’t the only part of me that’s got ridges

i’ve got the visions of qo’nos on my mind
i’ve got visions of qo’nos on my mind
i get visions of card-ssia on my mind
and that my boot smells like gul dukat’s behind

i hate the tribbles
those little furry sh-ts
but i love my klingon b-tches
cause they’ve got three t-ts
i got a dagger and a bat’leth in my hand
if you were any other man
i’d kill you where you stand

i killed captain kirk
i killed picard
i b-tchslapped riker like a klingon targ
cause my name is worf, i’m the son of mogh
ex-federation officer and klingon rogue
qa’plagh!!

- voltaire lyrics

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