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the dirtiest song that ain't - voltaire lyrics

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i’ve been ’round for a long time
and i learned along the way:
if you wanna go on the radio
there are words you just can’t say!
well, i thought hard about it
and i found a way around it

help me go on the radio, you gotta say the words i can’t.
you got to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song that ain’t.
come on, ma’am, won’t you give me your hand
and say the words i can’t?
you got to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song that ain’t

down in carolina
i met a girl with a nice […]
so i reached down between us
and i whipped out my […]
skipped right past the suckin’
and got right down to […]
she turned and said: “i gotta ask,
would you slip it into my […]?”

help me go on the radio and say the words i can’t.
you got to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song that ain’t.
come on, ma’am, won’t you give me your hand
and say the words i can’t?
you got to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song that ain’t

her husband was a trucker
he was a filthy mother[…]
i didn’t wanna wrastle
with this no-good stinkin’ […]
i heard him come through the kitchen door
when i was bangin’ his filthy […]
i knew i’d end up in a ditch
if he caught me ridin’ his […]

help me go on the radio and say the words i can’t.
you got to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song that ain’t.
come on, ma’am, won’t you give me your hand
and say the words i can’t?
you got to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song that ain’t

“mercy, please!” i told him,
but he grabbed me by the […]
and he did something heinous
he exposed his […]
i said “i don’t mean to seem cr-ss,
but why are you b-ttering up your […]?”
he said “my wife’s a beard, and she lured you here.
’cause i’m queer and i love it in the […]”

help me go on the radio by saying the words i can’t.
you have to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song that ain’t.
sir and ma’am, thanks for lending a hand.
by saying the words i can’t.
you have to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song,
the filthiest song,
the dirtiest song that ain’t.

- voltaire lyrics

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