rainwater cocktail - voltaire slapadelic lyrics
halt there
this is
lobetrotter voltaire
sopping wet
sipping
rain water c*cktail
fruit juice
ice, rum
vodka, rye, and
then you go outside
and get some water
from the sky
feeling sly
probably cause i’m
fairly stoned
for really though
so comfortable
right here at home
east bay hayward
some tell me that’s
a scary zone
but this is northern california
where we’re very grown
every day i’m very gone
drink till i can’t carry on
smoking on the mary juan
to recollect my sero*ton
but i do go on
back at it
volt slap
drasmatic
time travel back
to watching tv
just thе static
tragic how people
think that sadly
they can pass it up
y’all can’t еven see us
y’all can just imagine us
i’m out and i’m up
smoke loud and get drunk
waterproof shoes
as i splash through the mud
whenever i can i’m
rollin one up
i don’t barely know spanish
but still managed to order lunch
jay hit me with an offer of dank
but not for today
i’m too tipsy to
walk to the bank
all this to say
voltaire an auteur
yeah a mastermind
sipping stella artois
with a splash of lime
write the fattest rhymes
just to pass the time
lobetrotter yell it
let me tell you
this a h*ll of a beat
i’m the resident italian
making sure everyone eats
matter of fact you know what
i’m explode and i’m gon blow up
every time i spit i throw up
even once i’m dead and gone
my ghost will show up
i’m an artist and a poet
not starving though
i’m gaining weight
bout to go out
with the most
amazing bang
never fade away
enough with all this
subterfuge
spitting nothing
but the f*cking truth
couple hundred bucks
what it cost just to
jump through hoops
or to step at you
dressing to the seppuku
patience thin as pinstripes
on my most expensive suit
i’m not so competitive
but i know who i’m
better than
smoking metric measurements
dressing to the 9s
10s 11s 12s etcetera
i’m well within my element
and coming from the sediment
letting all the ls is the gelatin
just settle in
i’d have already made it
if not for all the meddling
still i’m h*lla thankful for
the friends i became felons with
high as all h*ll h*lla kick it
with the pelicans
ought to do things delicate
you already know the name
that’s what voltaire slapadelic is
f*cked with me or my friends
that’s what you thought
you gotta do
but you don’t understand the gravity
of what you got into
i’m* i’m drunk often
punk rocking with
a motley crew
carve my initials in
your forehead like
i’m majiin buu
slapadelic
notice that that’s not you
just as good you say
you know that
that’s not true
best you can hope
is to be the me
that you have at home
but you ought to know
you gotta
abandoned all your hope
before you step into my abode
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