i love my girl... but - violent j lyrics
[intro: esham, steve*o]
violent j, steve*o
something you never thought you would see though
you can believe it though
they got something to tell the people
that’s right people, of the universe, this is a love song
let’s f*ckin’ go
[verse 1: steve*o]
i got a lady she’s right for me
we live together in harmony
i love this woman, she’s fly as can be
i say she’s the one, i don’t say it lightly
i tell you i could go on and on
we never f*cked once with a condom on
the love wе have is a phenomenon
i got lots to tеll you in this song
she don’t give a f*ck about hygiene
she sniffs my b*lls when they’re far from clean
*record scratch* i’m not even kidding
she literally loves the smell of my sweaty nut sack, hahahaha
and sure enough i got her that ring
but i gotta tell you there’s just one thing
like doctor jekyll and the mister hyde
there comes a point when she leaves my side
a demon possesses my future bride
and it’s all because the crimson tide
[chorus: violent j, steve*o]
i don’t wanna die, i don’t wanna cry
i don’t wanna scream when she go gremlin
who you got inside? f*ckin’ mr. hyde?
i don’t wanna scream when she go gremlin
one week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
one week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
[interlude: steve*o]
it really is a f*ckin’ drag
what she turns into when she’s on the rag
aw man help me out, violent j
[verse 2: violent j]
yo, i think i f*ckin’ love her warmth when i hug her
she put the chub in a scrub little b*gg*r
i slapped the f*ck outta thug tryna mug her
i stretch her neden out like it’s rubber
she my angel even though i’m strange, yo
still, she give me brains in the range ro’
even let me f*ck her friends, she deranged, yo
i hope she never change though
she my boo boo, everything that she do cool
bullet train through my heart, no choo choo
straight blew through with her voodoo
ooh me i oooh
she sweet, the cutest can’t be disputed
keep my d*ck hard as judas priest music
week one, two, three coolness
but once a month, ooh the b*tch gremlin
[chorus: violent j, steve*o]
i don’t wanna die, i don’t wanna cry
i don’t wanna scream when she go gremlin
who you got inside? f*ckin’ mr. hyde?
i don’t wanna scream when she go gremlin
one week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
one week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
[interlude: steve*o]
but what am i gonna do about, j?
i’ll tell you what, nothing!
because she’s my b*ttercup
i love her, but
[verse 3: violent j, steve*o, violent j & steve*o]
i don’t like the wicked pain
she’s a migraine in my brain
swear to god my chick’s insane
but d*mn she worth it
sometimes she loses control
like being locked in satan’s hole
but still i love this b*tch’s soul
’cause d*mn she worth it
[chorus: violent j, steve*o]
i don’t wanna die, i don’t wanna cry
i don’t wanna scream when she go gremlin
who you got inside? f*ckin’ mr. hyde?
i don’t wanna scream when she go gremlin
one week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
one week a month, my girl is a c*nt when she go gremlin
[outro: brittany mcgraw]
oh my god that was better than i could ever imagined (hahaha!)
so f*cking good, can i marry you right now?
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