diarrhea - vikar lyrics
[intro]
yo this the sh-ttiest song you’ll ever hear man
i wrote this while i was taking a..
[verse 1]
wake up in the morning i don’t usually do
cause my stomache’s feeling bad, guess i really gotta poo
what the f-ck i ate last night? i ain’t gotta clue
with my hands on my b-tt i made it to the loo
see here’s the thing about diarrhea you should know
it comes with no warning don’t expect when it will show
you think it’s a fart so your -ss tries to blow
and now you’re just f-cked, chocolate fudge be on the flow
[bridge 1]
chocolate fudge be on the flow (on the flow, flow)
from your -sshole to your toe (to your toe, toe)
and now you’re looking at your ho
dafuq’s wrong with you bro?
[chorus]
diarrhea diarrhea
you just gotta go when u gotta go you go
diarrhea diarrhea
when u sit and squat it immediately flows
diarrhea diarrhea
when you’re on a date, you’d rather just be dead
diarrhea diarrhea
green, brown and black and some even red
[verse 2]
since we’re talking bout diarrhea as a whole
see that’s not the only type of sh-t out through your hole
some are hard, some are soft, some long as a pole
the worst is when you’re constipated your sh-t just don’t roll
diarrhea is a b-tch, your bowel system’s in a glitch
you reach for your medication just to calm your b-tt sensation
everything feels good when you let it all out, 5 minutes later
back at it, toilet, reroute
[bridge 2]
to the toilet reroute (to the toilet reroute)
you’re stuck in a crowd (you’re stuck in a crowd)
your -n-s screaming out loud
sh-t now everything’s out!
[chorus]
diarrhea diarrhea
you just gotta go when u gotta go you go
diarrhea diarrhea
when u sit and squat it immediately flows
diarrhea diarrhea
when you’re on a date, you’d rather just be dead
diarrhea diarrhea
green, brown and black and some even red
[outro]
to all my diarrhea people
stay strong man
one share for one prayer
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