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the divebarfly - video dave lyrics

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i’m tryin all these different bars out
there’s plenty of em in this neighborhood
and if ones any good – i’ll stay there
like day care

for people gettin grey hairs
and beer guts
no bar nuts
a bar with booths and hooks and nooks and crannies
no spot that uses jar cups

that doesn’t put your card up
and don’t look like a start up
you know, nothin fancy
unless it’s broken

nothin frozen
the type of spot where you gotta
buy somethin for the f-ckin register open

scratchy mirrors and squeaky stools
smokey voiced bartender who ain’t tryin to be cool
but they are tho-

i need that
a spot to think at
stare at my drink at
and treat my bartender like they are my shrink at

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i spend my week up in this bar now
i know the owner
and the different bar tenders

i smoke with other regulars and drink with all the vendors
i’m 2 legit 2 quit
can’t n0body tell me sh-t

i’m always runnin at the lips
bout how the presidents unfit
we might play jeopardy
or write a movie
draw on a napkin

sittin by the taps is where i make the magic happen
i get work at the bar
and plus i flirt at the bar
i’ve built a whole a career there
i’m a drinkin superstar

i bring my firsts dates here
we go and sit in the back
since i downloaded these apps
i don’t know how to act

i be inebriated so faded
but never show it
i’m drunker than my birthday
and ole girl don’t even notice

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i’m drunk as sh-t up in this bar now
talkin loud like an -ssh0l-
once i get this cash flow
i’ll get it hoppin like a tadpole

if i could play the banjo
i’d pluck me out a sample
make the dance floor hazardous
people gettin trampled

juke box lazarus
pix givin ghosts life
jameson handle this
whole fifth in one night

but then i can’t plead the fifth
i’m spilling my guts
i can’t hold it down
i’m throwing it up

like i signed with the roc
or like they p-ssed me the rock
two seconds left on the clock
i’m takin the shot

take a walk round the block
throw up – and wash out my mouth
back to the bar- another round
what were we talkin about?

- video dave lyrics

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