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tennis balls = yummy - very smurt lyrics

[intro]
ayo, smurty boi
dababy type beat
(mostly not, kinda is… yeah, it is, it’s…)
alright, this one’s about my addiction
coming clean, ay (brr!)

[verse 1]
i’ve been eating tennis b*lls
like a freaking dog (ar, ar!)
like i be in the fricking park
and i’m sniffing through the fog (snf, snf)
trying to find the tennis ball
my owner just threw (fetch!)
and whenever i find it
you know that i will chew (arch, arch)
it’s really good when it’s
fresh out of the package (*sigh*)
when i see a fresh tennis ball
i’m going fricking savage (grr!)
i chew it like a food bag
i chew it till it pops
when i see the tennis ball
i never fricking stop (don’t stop!)

[verse 2]
it’s a little weird
that i eat tennis b*lls
seeing as i’m not a
canine at all (wait, what?)
i’m pretty sure these
tennis b*lls are an addiction
cuz when i can’t have them
i suffer great affliction (oh, nut)
it’s getting pretty hard
to eat a normal meal
so i guess this addiction
is getting pretty real (i guess)
this dangerous addiction
makes my brain go whack (whack)
and i don’t think i’ll get
my love for real food back
[pre*chorus]
*laughs*
ay (ay)

[chorus]
tennis b*lls, tennis b*lls
call me weird
but i eat tennis b*lls
tennis b*lls, tennis b*lls
call me weird
but i eat tennis b*lls, ay

[outro]
(*laughs*)
ugh, god, this is the weirdest…
i don’t know where i found this, but this is just in my notes here
alright, bye

- very smurt lyrics

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