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alexa, arrange my funeral - veronica voyeur lyrics

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[spoken]
how many times a week do you brush your t**th on average?
i’d be lying if i said seven

alexa, validate my gender
“sorry, i don’t understand”

what do you think about when you look at the stars
and the blue sky?
and the toilet bowl that you just p**ped in?
what do those things bring to mind?

is anything really deep?
or are we all just shallow?
get a load of this society

we live in a bagel factory
i’m almost out of bagels
alexa, order more bagels
use someone else’s credit card
mine’s empty

google home
don’t lеt anyone in
i am an introvert
sometimеs i eat because i’m bored
sometimes i m*st*rbate when i’m bored
sometimes i hook up with people i’m not that attracted to
because again:
i’m bored

everyone wants to be more miserable than the next person

i’m annoying
sometimes i wish i was a bug
so i couldn’t feel pain

press f to watch me break the fourth wall
i had a [?]
early time during the day
the key is the spironolactone
maybe i could actually afford srs
big ol’ [?]

take a shot every time i say
“i wish my tits were bigger”
[?]
take a shot every time i delete
every single photo off of my instagram
[?]
i wish i could go to godd*mn [?]
alexa, arrange my funeral

- veronica voyeur lyrics

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