mornin' bartender - velvetta lyrics
mornin’ bartender i’m back again today
to try and drink these memories away
now tell me bartender which will k!ll me quicker
the heartache or the liquor
all i can do is drown in my own misery
all i can think is poor me, poor me
pour me a boiler maker and a bl**dy mary
sake bomb and a vodka cranberry
harvey wallbanger and a gin and juice
cowboy c*cksucker and a shot of chartreuse
mint julep and a rusty nail
chase that back with a cold champale
i’ll just be here thinkin poor me
pour me a colt 45 and a rob roy
a maker’s manhattan and a cabin boy
blue blazer and a salty dog
broken spur and a navy grog
vodka stinger and a velvet hammer
chase that back with an alabama slammer
i’ll just be here thinkin’ poor me
pour me a mai tai and a dry martini
a fog cutter and a peach bellini
moscow mule and a slim shady
paink!ller and a pink lady
shot of cuervo and a hurricane
chase that back with some french champagne
i’ll just be here thinkin’ poor me
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