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the 8 polish foods of christmas (silly song version) - veggietales lyrics

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the announcer: and now it’s time for a veggietales christmas party. the part of the show where we join our veggie friends at their annual christmas party

(t-tle card flips over to qwerty)

well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry!

jimmy: man, i’m starving

jerry: i’m so hungry, i could eat a reindeer

jimmy: oh, yeah? i could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled

jerry : oh, yeah? i could eat twelve sleds…

pa grape: hey bob, have any ritz bitz?

bob: i’m sorry pa, not yet. the food’s not here yet

larry: hey look everybody! it’s oscar the polish caterer with the food!

(others cheering)

oscar: h-llo everyone! i hope you’re hungry!

bob: oh, thank goodness you’re here, oscar! what took you so long?

oscar: the kowalski wedding, those people eat like you wouldn’t believe…

jimmy and jerry: we believe!

bob: well, what’ya bring us?

oscar: what’d i bring you? what’d i bring you?! i tell you what i bring you!!

the first polish christmas dish i bring to the party

a boiled potato topped with dill weed

the second polish christmas dish i bring to the party

two steamed perogies

jimmy: ahh, what’s a perogi?

oscar: it’s dough. wrapped around meat

jimmy: oh!

all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed

oscar: the third polish christmas dish i bring to the party

three simmered gołąbkis

larry: what’s a gołąbki?

oscar: it’s cabbage. wrapped around meat

larry: oh

jimmy: two steamed pierogies

all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed

oscar: the fourth polish christmas dish i bring to the party four baked paprikas

archibald: now, what is a paprika?

oscar: it’s a bell pepper, stuffed with meat

archibald: i see

larry: three simmered gołąbkis

jimmy: two steamed perogies

all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed

(jimmy hiccups)

oscar: the fifth polish christmas dish i bring to the party

five smoked kielbasas

pa grape: what’s a kielbasa?

oscar: it’s pretty much just meat

pa grape: oh

archibald: four baked paprikas

larry: three simmered gołąbkis

jimmy: two steamed perogies

all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed

oscar: the sixth polish christmas dish i bring to the party

six fried chruścikis

bob: let me guess, something in the meat family?

oscar: actually, it’s a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust

others: ohhhh!

pa grape: five smoked kielbasas

archibald: four baked paprikas

larry: three simmered gołąbkis

jimmy: two steamed perogies

all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed

bob: whoa oscar, i’m gettin’ kinda full…

oscar: the seventh polish christmas dish i bring to the party

seven pitted prunes

junior: i don’t like prunes

oscar: with this food, you’ll need ’em, son

archibald: oh, is that right

pa grape: uh huh

bob: six fried chruścikis

pa grape: five smoked kielbasas! oy!

archibald: four baked paprikas

larry: three simmered gołąbkis

jimmy: two steamed perogies

all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed

pa grape: i’m gonna bust!

oscar: the eighth polish christmas dish i bring to the party

eight poppy seed cakes

larry: poppies! (3x)

(archibald yawns)

pa grape: there’s no place like home

junior: seven pitted prunes

bob: six fried chruścikis

pa grape: five smoked kielbasas! (laughing)

archibald: four baked paprikas

larry: three simmered gołąbkis

jimmy: two steamed perogies

all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed

(everybody except oscar fell down, feeling tired)

announcer: this has been a veggietales christmas party. tune in next time to hear oscar say…

oscar: anybody wanna l!ck the spoon?

(other veggies groaned)

- veggietales lyrics

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