sneeze if you need to! - veggietales lyrics
(spoken: narrator)
and now it’s time for silly songs with larry the part of the show where larry comes out and sings a silly song. bob the tomato unable to sneeze visits the sneeze doctor
(intro: bob)
please… can someone help me? i need to sneeze….
(mr. lunt)
wait for the sneeze doctor. just take a seat, he’ll be right with you
(chorus: larry)
*cat meows*
sneeze if you want to! sneeze if you need to! don’t hold it in, just be sure that you cover your mouth with a tissue. i will assist you…
(mr. lunt, talking)
interesting fact: the average sneeze travels at a rate of one hundred miles an hour. in 2003, dirk evert of grunholz, germany clocked in at one*fifty. way to go dirk!
danke!
(verse 1: larry)
i think i have a remedy. perhaps in my potpourri
i bought it from a merchant in spain!
for ultimate sneeze satisfaction try allergic reaction
take a deep breath, if it helps you can squint at the sun
or here’s some pepper
let’s see… i know!
try this feather! don’t be afraid!
set it free! let it go! go! go! go! go! go! go!
(verse 2: mr. lunt)
interesting fact: the photic sneeze reflex or sneezing when exposed to bright light is a genetic trait found in 25 percent of the population. including dirk
(pre*chorus: dirk, bob larry, mr. lunt)
achoo! *cat meows*
ah*ah*ah*ah…. ah*ah*ah*ah*ah*ah… ah*ah*ah*ah*ah*ah*ah*ah… ah*ah*ah… spaaaaain!!!!
achoo!
gesundheit. which interestingly means “good health” in german
ja!
(chorus: all)
sneeze if you have to! sneeze if you need to!
but apologize if you accidentally sneeze on your neighbour!
do them a favor, offer them coffee and crumb cake or maybe a small side of french fries!
soon they will realize it was an accident…
*bob sneezes very loud, causing to destroy the hospital scene*
(outro: narrator & dirk)
this has been “silly songs with larry”… tune in next time to hear dirk say…
ich bin ein sneezer!
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