isabelle's sea shells rap - vannamelon lyrics
[intro]
she sells seash*lls on a seashore
but the value of sh*ll’s bells will fall
due to tom nook’s dumb landscaping plan
our island’s beaches have all turned to quicksand
[verse]
step 1: let’s sucker them with clever artistry
trick the villagers into a mud*spa service jamboree, “spa with me”
take as many signs as you can find and spam around this island
stockpile them high until they span to the horizon
step 2: you gotta make the villagers need a spa
need a spa, really need a spa, pull their last straw
if you haven’t got a sand spa, it’s only gonna get worse
3: do is sloppily, make the mud too watеry
charge ’em extra bеlls, they won’t know it’s a robbery
“sh*lls must sh*ll!” that won’t work if they’re all slobbery
i’m not playing, sir, we’re here to earn bells properly
4: quicksand, quicksand, quicksand?
villagers might die, that’s blood on our hands
5: blame tom nook. why set up yourself?
she sells seash*lls? sell tom nook to h*ll
6: run, they’re mad, they’re suing our rocks
we’ll survive on seabass that we’ll catch from our socks
7: stomp on the gas, take your foot off the brake
we’ll change our names, i’m paulabelle, you’re jake
8: big spider mate, over there, just great
if it bites, we’ll resp*wn back to the island gate
9: polarized by villagers, your head down in shame
forget about this island, just reset your game
[outro]
10: a new island is yours
step out of the airport to oblivious paws
you’re a liar, a cheat, a turnip, a boar
and you sell seash*lls on the seashore
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