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buy my lamps - vanderlad lyrics

[verse 1]
i’m homemade, self-made, manager
my business is lamps, check the banister
i’m a p-ssionate man – my p-ssion is lamps
i sell ’em on the low, but need that cash in advance
so hit me up with that credit card information
also need that s.i.n. identification
feel free to call me up in case you got any questions (who do i call?)
1-800-lamps for any clarification
i swear (i swear) i swear it’s legitimate
you can trust the guy who manufactures lamps in his bas-m-nt
have a little faith, send that money my way
and you can have a lamp in just seventeen days

[hook]
buy my lamps today!
and you can make the darkness
go away
all you needs a credit card
and a social security number see that’s not so hard

[spoken]
(phone ringing)
h-llo lamps
(h-llo? yes i was looking to buy the green lamp)
sure
(with a extra large shade)
okay, we can do that
(yeah, and can i get the rechargeable batteries?)
i don’t see why not (great)
yeah (okay, yeah, so it’s 11 17 1 2 4)
is that your social insurance?
(yeah, that’s all you need?)
yeah.(great, okay i’ll see you soon)

[verse 2]
woke up in a jail
they found out my scheme
all these silly police don’t know their
breaking my dream
i’ve been working so hard all 2017
selling lamps, supposed to pay for university

[bridge]
the man on the phone was undercover you see
an impostor of a man with a plan to fool me
’cause as it turns out to my store full of lamps
there was no lamps, just a credit card scam

[hook]
buy my lamps today!
and you can make the darkness
go away
all you needs a credit card
and a social security number see that’s not so hard

- vanderlad lyrics

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