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[intro: jay & soulman 69]
“yo, soul.”
“what up, jay?”
“you still singing at my party tonight?”
“ha! is my d*ck 2 inches long?”
“i don’t know, is it?”
“it is.”
“that’s great then.”
“i beg to disagree.”
“listen, soul, it’s gon’ be a very traditional crowd.”
“i can dig it, baby.”
“you gotta promise me. no singin’ about stealing girls, or promiscuous s*x. none of that.”
“but that’s like, my whole deal.”
“just do a few lyrics changes. make it more… wholesome.”
“just for tonight?”
“just for tonight.”
“i’m on my way.”
“h*llo everybody. my name’s soulman 69. this next song’s called, ‘everybody’s gonna have s*x tonight’.”
“oh no.”

[hook: soulman 69]
everybody
everybody
everybody
everybody

[verse 1: soulman 69]
everybody’s gonna have s*x tonight
as long as you’re havin’ it with your wife
and as long as your wife wants to have some s*x
’cause if not, better put your ass to bed
everybody go and grab your mans right now, say
“s*x me, daddy, ’til the baby comes out” (ay!)
but only when our income is stable as sh*t
and when that baby comes, you better baptize it, oh
girl, (girl) i wanna s*x ya
’cause you’re my f*ckin’ partner for life, oh*ho
the whole point of gettin’ married
was so i could s*x right, all night
now, (now) when, (when) we have the s*x (s*x)
we can do it all for free*ee*ee (ee*ee)
you donated, and volunteered, and fed the poor
my [?] won’t be ‘membered when you lock the door
so go and lock the door

[hook: soulman 69 & mc can’t read]
everybody
everybody (ay)
everybody (i can’t f*ckin’ read)
everybody

[verse 2: mc can’t read]
if you need the sweet seed of a certified g
but still need the clean gleem of a certified ring
literal satan in the streets
but a freak in the sheets
better lock it down for eternity
gonna make you scream my name so loud
in a far off place, no one’s around
’cause i still feel shameful, yes i do
but i’m still gonna make you have 5 *rg*sms
your legs shakin’ as i go down
ain’t a one night stand, i’ma be around
make you swear i’m the man who invented s*x
but it can’t be true
was a virgin ’til i met you

[hook: soulman 69]
everybody
everybody
everybody
everybody
everybody’s gonna have s*x tonight

[outro: soulman 69 & guy]
“except for you.”
“who? me?”
“yeah! you!”
“dammit.”

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