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gun violence is never the answer (or how to destroy a man) - value select lyrics

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[intro]

[kind guy]
hey

[rude guy}
f-ck you!

[kind guy]
how rude. i’m gonna shoot that man with my gun

[mc can’t read]
whoa! easy there, pal!

[kind guy]
no way! you’re mc can’t read!

[mc can’t read]
that’s right! i may be illiterate, but i don’t need to open a book to know that gun violence isn’t the answer here

[kind guy]
really?!

[mc can’t read]
yes! in truth, gun violence is never the answer! there are far more creative ways to hurt a person without ever even touching a gun!

[verse 1]
i rap three words:
no more guns! (yeah)
i used them once, but
now i’m done
if you wanna be smart, then listen close
for there are better ways to make a man a ghost

[verse 2]
you can choke the motherlover with your bare hands!
or stick him straight through the chest with a spare lance!
send a sharp harpoon to his pineal gland!
or have his leg ripped off by an army of ants!

[verse 3]
you could rise to power, and then start a war
to send his sons overseas so they die forlorn
then broadcast on all the tv screens
things that he can’t afford and his wife don’t need

[verse 4]
but he’ll work overtime just to buy her dream
make him work so long that she gets lonely
and with a lack of self-esteem from the tv
she hopes to feel special by cheating

[verse 5]
she does so reluctantly, the husband won’t know
but the secret’s too much for one person to hold
so she lashes out, but won’t say why
then a baby comes and it’s not our guy

[verse 6]
but they won’t find out ’till they give the kid
a 23andme as christmas gift
now his sons are dead
and this teen ain’t his
and his wife feels broken
so he jumps off a bridge

[verse 7]
but he doesn’t die
the motherlover survives
in fact, he feels he should make the most of his life
but his legs are now broken
and he can’t swim
so he drowns
never to be seen again

[awkward silence]

[verse 8]
or you can send him to sp-ce in a big balloon

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