important lessons - vafro lyrics
[introduction]
yo this one is for all my homies with fire in their tummies
i am rapping to this serious chill beat
rhymes so impossible it’s improbable to be a feat you can repeat
i have come to teach you so here take a seat
i will show you how to properly beat your meat
[verse 1: mc hitler & (ds3 homie)]
like gently peeling a banana except as long as a katana (h-ll yeah)
start deftly feeling your iguana
and simply done in that manner in no time you’ll be coming in your manor
happily as if under the effect of marijuana
haphazardly stroking your shaft
enjoying that mermaids draft
fondling the blade’s shaft
so perfect you’d say it’s ch-r-ographed
movement as fast as a sun ray shaft
[hook 1]
here are three important lessons
for mistakes to not be committed
teach my sons for generations
a treasure to be inherited
found by my grandfathers
who had s-x with their daughters
here it goes
[verse 2: mc hitler & (ds3 homie)]
a girl walked by just by chance
looked to do the forbidden dance
she hooked me up and gave me that glance
she booked me, put me in a trans
(music stops) (but not trans like transs-xual)
i followed her to the ladies room
i looked at her and knew i’d come soon
b-m so fine it was sent from the sky
like a perfect plum reminded me of hentai
to please me she didn’t even have to try
on her knees she sucked so good i could die
so here’s where the lesson comes in
if you want to c-m in you can’t let her go runnin’
so just lock her in rip all them cloths off her skin
bend her over the bin and finally put it in
cover her mouth make sure she can’t scream
fill all her holes with your hot cream
in this case the only problem was… (she was only 15)
[hook 2]
out of the lessons we’ve got 2 down
lessons that’ll make you king of the town
lessons that’ll give you bling and make others frown
lessons that’ll make others look like a clown
like how to remove a thong
all of them put in this one song
[verse 3]
the night right after that s-xual matter
i was chilling when i heard some chatter
it came from the door of that i was sure
it was about that little wh-r-
cause apparently she was too young for me to score
then i heard a knock and boom went the door
i locked my room and fled through the window
i flied to the land of the dingo
where i was not considered a weirdo
[outro]
so there you have it
now if there’s one lesson you should take
it’s don’t vape
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