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it's tough to be press - /v/ the musical lyrics

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[tulio]
i really don’t have the degree
of morals or integrity
i really shouldn’t be a journalist

[miguel]
tulio, think of it this way:

casuals are so easy to please
getting pageviews is a breeze
which rather suits us if you get my gist

[tulio]
the gist, the gist, we need those hits

[both]
it’s tough to be the press
under publisher duress
be given trust when really you’re a sham

[miguel]
be a tool of corporation
an opinionated hack
and for our cooperation
we are sure, to be paid back

[tulio]
and who am i to question, if i leave a bad impression
if they say review my game, that’s what i’ll do

what’s more, if we don’t comply
with the game dev’s wishes
i can see us losing hits or even jobs

[miguel]
oh no, don’t want to end up like gerstmann

so let’s take bribes, the perks are great

[tulio]
yeah

[miguel]
easy money on a plate
generous gifts should not be ignored

[tulio]
never ignore, never ignore the gifts from devs, no my friend

[both]
it’s tough at ign
but if you just give out that 10
you’ll be set, make good friends, that’s how it goes (no denying it)
just call everything perfection
be a legend, of reviews
take their ads, make a collection
as you rake in tons of views

[miguel]
and if they offer you a contract

[tulio]
you’d be crazy not to take that

[miguel]
you got it

[both]
so sign up two new gaming journalists
journalists!

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