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calling her a crab - utfo lyrics

[intro]
hey, stupid
yeah, you roxanne
get your face out the garbage can
don’t try to hide now since we made you a star
come out and face it like the man you are

[hook]
calling her a crab

[verse 1: kangol kid]
well i’m the k-a-n-g-o-l the k-i-d
i’m on the mic rhyming well as you can go see
i got a name of a hat
as i recall roxanne’s grandmother’s head is bald
your father’s a crow and sister’s head will blow
your mother’s always making like the wind that blows
your brother never think, i bet his drawers are pink
as far as i know you’re foul and stink
so let the world [?] that you’re as good as dead
from what your man telling me you’re no good in bed
[?] and don’t step out of line
’cause i am the master of the rhyme
[?] lady up until she escapes
they wasn’t sure that she was, but she looked like an ape
i thought they was exaggerating but i was wrong
but the lady looks more like a king kong
eating her bananas, swinging on vines
[?] nothing from behind
take it to the city and they put her in the zoo
the lady gets prisoned and here comes you
talking that mess, thinking that you’re great
i knew all the time that your parents were apes
if you didn’t know baby that makes you one too
so here’s some bananas, go home to your zoo
find yourself a man, not a fairy like your father
i know you’re trying too hard but you gotta try harder
calling you a crab was not a figure of speech
you’re not an apple or pear but a b-m on a beach

[hook]
she’s such a crab
calling her a crab
she’s such a… crab

[verse 2: educated rapper]
for some dumb reason you thought you were ahead
but you put your big foot in your mouth instead
and i’m about to end this tale
in such a way it cannot fail
you thought my name was larry but that’s a joke
that you keep believing to the day you croak
you said you love to marry but picture that
oh michael dad that will be wack
your mother name was mary and that’s the truth
she looks like a bigfoot and i got proof
and as for you i just don’t know
your brain has gotta be filled with h2o
you too got beat, made yourself famous
and now you’re gonna look like a great big -n-s
what turns you on? what makes you tick ?
did you think for a minute you would be my pick?
that would be an idiotic move that i positively would never approve
you’re not bad-looking, i can’t complain
but you’re a stupid knuckleheaded nincomp–p without a brain
you’ll probably stay [?] ’til you’re wrinkled and old
somehow you think your body is solid gold
i think [?] without instead
’cause there’s nothing but rocks inside your head
you talk a lot feces, you’re full of waste matter
and if you roxanne that exists must [?]
you’re just the weight of big disgrace
i think you better run and hide your face
’cause what we say will set it straight
and dogs like you we eliminate
and so you know, to be honest, the truth
i can never put up with a girl like you

[hook]
she’s such a crab
calling her a crab
she’s such a crab

[verse 3: doctor ice]
give me a mic and a beat and i’ll be straight
[?] is the cr-p that says i can’t operate
[?] you ruin a person, that’s what it does
but you’ll never be the man that your momma was
you know if ugly was a burger you’d be a big mac
two old pork patties surrounded by fat
there’s one more thing that i forgot to mention
your father’s so bald he can’t pay attention
you don’t have enought money, baby that’s funny
hahahaha, hihihi, hehehihi honey
try to get loose on a doctor like me
see i could’ve helped your looks with plastic surgery
remodel your nose, there’s a b-mp in the middle
but to fix your whole face that’s a medical riddle
you’re a living proof that they haven’t perfected
the modern science of the birth control method
(crab!) and i don’t usually break ’cause that’s not my style
but i’m thinking this one [?] worth my while
took off my [?], ran down the [?]
spin twice, turned into the hood, the doc
now i’m [?] the street ’cause i was underestimated
and now roxanne must be terminated
what you said about the crew makes me sick
so when i see you on a stage i’mma hit you with a brick
boom! right in your face
and then the name roxanne will be a big disgrace
see you failed to realize all the rhymes are polished
so as i’m now running roxanne is demolished

- utfo lyrics

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