tickle fight the mayor - upchurch lyrics
[intro: upchurch as big lil gobbstoppa]
it’s your boy dagburn (dagburn) …ururururn
[verse 1: upchurch as big lil gobbstoppa]
i just wanna tickle*fight with the mayor
pigs in a blanket is my favorite flavor
i said i wasn’t ’bout tryin’, even had a waiver
i guess i’m too soft, like a nilla wafer
[verse 2: upchurch as big lil gobbstoppa]
got redneck nation as my screensaver
i’m editin’ my videos on a acer
yeah, ryan upchurch, ain’t n0body faker
he’s callin’ me a p*ssy while he’s playin’ with a laser
and i’m bein’ serious, y’all, i ain’t chasin’ ’round this red dot no more, aight?
i got charges to file, a whole bunch of them (it’s john holbrook’s fault)
[chorus: upchurch as big lil gobbstoppa]
it ain’t fair, i wanna tickle*fight the mayor
sneak into his house, record it with a tape player
it ain’t fair, i wanna tickle*fight the mayor
i filed so many charges, i need plenty more paper
i want to tickle*fight the mayor ([?] gon’ get you mayor), the mayor
[verse 3: upchurch as big lil gobbstoppa]
durkee white is my best friend
he lives in west virginia on a dead end
we talk over each other when we pretend
we got all the proof, y’all, you just don’t… you just don’t understand
[bridge: upchurch as big lil gobbstoppa]
durkee showed me lots of ninja moves
and some polaroids of some b00bs
and i always only tell the truth
now the turkey’s in the chicken coop
i’m the sh*t, amber heard’s p**p
pirate of the b*tts, maybe true
ain’t a person that i won’t sue
wish church was covered in barbeque
and the mayor, i won’t forget you either (i’ll never forget the mayor)
i seen you at the piggly wiggly yesterday, mayor (it’s john holbrook’s fault)
[chorus: upchurch as big lil gobbstoppa]
it ain’t fair, i wanna tickle*fight the mayor
sneak into his house, record it with a tape player
it ain’t fair, i wanna tickle*fight the mayor
i filed so many charges, i need plenty more paper
i want to tickle*fight the mayor, the mayor
[outro: upchurch as big lil gobbstoppa]
dagburn
dagburn
i just wanna tickle*fight with the mayor
sneak into his house, tape player
ain’t fair, tickle*fight the mayor
file so many charges but n0body cares
ain’t fair (it ain’t)
paintsville’s fault (everybody already knows that though)
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