the twelve days of christmas - unknown artist lyrics
the twelve days of christmas
(alan sherman)
on the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a j-panese transistor radio
on the second day of christmas
my true love gave to me
green polka dot pajamas
and a j-panese transistor radio
(it’s a nakashuma.)
on the third day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a calendar book with the name of my insurance man
green polka dot pajamas
and a j-panese transistor radio
(it’s the mark iv model. that’s the one that’s discontinued.)
on the fourth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a simulated alligator wallet
a calendar book with the name of my insurance man
green polka dot pajamas
and a j-panese transistor radio
(and it comes in a leatherette case with holes in it. so you could listen right
through the case.)
on the fifth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
a simulated alligator wallet
a calendar book with the name of my insurance man
green polka dot pajamas
and a j-panese transistor radio
(and it has a wire with a thing on one end that you could stick in your ear, an
d a thing on the other end that you can’t stick anywhere because it’s bent.)
on the sixth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a hammered aluminum nutcracker
and all that other stuff
and a j-panese transistor radio
[continue until. .. ]
on the twelfth day of christmas
although it may seem strange;
on the twelfth day of christmas
i’m going to exchange:
an automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television but not w
hen you get it home
a chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter
a pair of teakwood shower clogs
an indoor plastic birdbath
a pink satin pillow that says ”san diego” with fringe all around it
a hammered aluminum nutcracker
a statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
a simulated alligator wallet
a calendar book with the name of my insurance man
green polka dot pajamas
and a j-panese transistor radio
@parody @xmas @seasonal @gift
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