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jimmy hoffa's decomposition blues - uninvited lyrics

[verse]
come listen to my story ’cause i haven’t got much time
gotta try to make it ‘cross the l.a. county line
but i know that i’ll get nailed before i get that far
’cause i got jimmy hoffa in the trunk of my car

[verse 2]
antonio carbone and his ugly brother lou
wandered in my restaurant with a nasty attitude
i loogied in their scampi so as they left the bar
they stuffed jimmy hoffa in the trunk of my car

[chorus]
i popped another valium and tried to calm my nerves
i’ll stop at all the red lights, i slow down at the curves
’cause if i get pulled over, they won’t believe the fact
i’m not the one who stuffed jimmy in the back

[verse 3]
one day i got pulled over and things went straight to h*ll
the cop asked for my license and said what’s that awful smell
i said, i don’t know about that sir, maybe i hit a skunk
i mean it’s not like i’ve got jimmy hoffa riding in my trunk

[verse 4]
the cop pulled out a pistol
i pulled out a box
it was filled with jelly rolls and bagels and some lox
i said you can have the doughnut if you’ll let me run
so he picked out a bear claw and put away his gun
[chorus]
i popped another valium and tried to calm my nerves
i’ll stop at all the red lights, i slow down at the curves
’cause if i get pulled over, they won’t believe the fact
i’m not the one who stuffed jimmy in the back

[verse 5]
now i’m the flying dutchman of the great highway 10
doomed to drive forever ’cause the coastin’ had to end
and when i die i’ll go to h*ll and i’ll burn in that fire
’cause i got jimmy hoffa lying next to my spare tire

- uninvited lyrics

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